CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 2:26 am on Apr 20, 2007 by: Jager

YEEEE HAAW!

*The show cuts to a commercial for CW Infiltrate.*

DONT MISS CW INFILTRATE!

See all your favorite stars in action...

The King, Gojinn...
The Champ, PIMP....
One of the most dominant duos, Derek Steel and Chaos...
The pinnacle of evil, The Unholy ministry...
And much, much, more...

So watch...

"HEY THURRRR! WART A DANF NEAR SECOND! YOO FURKIN PENGUANO!"

*Suddenly Jager walks along the paused commercial screen.*

Jager: YOU FOOOOOOLS! DURN PUT JAGER ON DAT DERR ANTELOPETISEMENT? YPIR ALL ER BUNCH O MULEASSERS! I AM DER GRUTTEST DR-r-rr-r--R-unk CHAMPENE, around dis town! Jurst warch how i lay the druunkdown of sturve chickens! And gold....thing? If ya catch my drift! HAR HAR HAR!

*We return to the show to see the ring cleaned out, and workers spraying air fresheners. Jager is standing next to Bebra, well, wobbling next to bebra. As they await Asstun.*

It's Time... It's Time... It's JAGER TIME !

Other messages in this thread:

CW Platinum Overdrive - CreatureWrestling: CW - 12:45:08 AM on 04/04/2007

Opening Segment - CreatureWrestling - 12:55:10 AM on 04/04/2007

Let the celebrations begin!, and the future of this sport is now! - Richard Arcane (CW Chairman) - 1:27:41 AM on 05/01/2007

Hold up. - Chane McMahon (Shareholder) - 1:45:51 AM on 05/01/2007

Non-title Re-Match: Jagger(c) w/ Bebra VS Asstin - CreatureWrestling - 12:54:30 AM on 04/04/2007

LETS GIT THIS PUPPEH ON! - Bebra - 7:40:15 PM on 04/05/2007

YEEEE HAAW! - Jager - 2:26:04 AM on 04/20/2007

CWE World Championship: Creeper(c) VS Derek Steel - CreatureWrestling - 12:53:35 AM on 04/04/2007

The Street's Disciple Enters the Fray... - Derek Steel - 7:05:32 PM on 04/04/2007

Graveyard initiation - The Creeper (U†M) - 4:52:41 PM on 04/09/2007

Witness to a Massacre.... - DARKSPADE (U†M) - 10:07:41 PM on 04/09/2007

That was a cheap shot - Derek Steel - 3:36:11 AM on 04/11/2007

I think it's time for some ring-side "sportsmanship" - DARKSPADE - 4:01:15 AM on 04/11/2007

Fun? - The Creeper (U†M) - 8:36:13 PM on 04/11/2007

Harder than I thought - Derek Steel - 3:37:44 AM on 04/13/2007

Doomsday killed the man of Steel - The Creeper (U†M) - 1:33:37 AM on 04/20/2007

Live to fight another day... - Derek Steel - 2:06:41 AM on 04/20/2007

Special: Gojinn VS Open Challenge - CreatureWrestling - 12:52:09 AM on 04/04/2007

Who wants some!?!?! - King Gojinn - 8:33:02 PM on 04/04/2007

CARBON// YOU WISH FOR THIS___ EVA SHALL GRANT IT - ?_ - 10:25:52 PM on 04/10/2007

Yeah... son of a bitch... ask and you shall receive. - King Gojinn - 1:27:50 AM on 04/11/2007

PAIN______ - The Evangelion_ - 11:03:48 PM on 04/16/2007

Don't make me turn you into scrap metal. - King Gojinn - 2:31:30 AM on 04/20/2007

HELL IS A RELIGOUS BELIEF BY AN IMPERFECT CREATION////--- - The Evangelion_ - 6:28:04 PM on 05/08/2007

CW IC Championship: The Eagle(c) VS RuKKuS - CreatureWrestling - 12:51:03 AM on 04/04/2007

First, the challenger... - RuKKuS (U†M) - 11:04:09 PM on 04/14/2007

JUSTICE SHALL PREVAIL! - The Eagle - 8:21:03 PM on 04/15/2007

little pest... - RuKKuS (U†M) - 1:06:38 AM on 05/01/2007

Undisputed CW Championship: Pimp(c) VS Chaos - CreatureWrestling - 12:48:26 AM on 04/04/2007

another title another victem - Chaos - 3:45:20 PM on 04/07/2007

Whoooo Haaaaaaaaaaaa !! - PIMP (Dx/Cw Champ) - 2:19:44 AM on 04/20/2007

Its on - Chaos - 5:38:07 AM on 04/21/2007

The cover - PIMP (Dx/Cw Champ) - 12:39:07 AM on 05/01/2007

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