Gunther just turns the other cheek and puckers his lips together-- clearly pressing the buttons! Eagle reaches back and then goes for another slap when one of the blonde sunshine girls comes in and then drops to her knees. She RUNS her arm straight up Eagle's croutch and low blows him with authority!!!
Eagle then drops to his knees when looks up to Gunther whom then is joined by the rest of his sunshine girls. As Eagle rolls out of the ring to the outside mat, Gunther stares straight to your tv set and then the lights slowly dim with another disco ball lowering from the ceiling. Gunther and the sunshine girls dance it up to yet another one of Gunther's ingenius songs...... Ironically, Samantha Fox is lowered from above sitting on a glittered up ladder! Eagle was still holding his crotch and just looks up at the two idoits in the ring turning the match into a duet sing-a-long......
Gunther: touch me...
Samantha: touch me...
Gunther: touch me now...
Samantha: touch me, touch me, I wanna feel your body, your heartbeat next to mine, touch me, touch me now... touch me, touch me now...
Gunther: full moon in the city and the night was young, I was hungry for love, I was hungry for fun, I was hunting you down, and I was the bait, when I saw you there, I didn't need to hesitate
::Points at Eagle:: Samantha: this is the night, this is the night, this is the time, we've got to get it right...
::holds his hands in victory:: Gunther: this is the night
Samantha: touch me, touch me, I wanna feel your body, your heartbeat next to mine,
Gunther: this is the night
Samantha: touch me, touch me now... touch me, touch me now...
Samantha: Awh touch me!!!
Gunther: hot and cold emotion, confusing my brain, I could not decide between pleasure and pain, like a tramp in the night, I was begging for you to treat my body like you wanted to...
Samantha: this is the night...
Gunther: this is the night...
Samantha: this is the time, we've got to get it right...
::Gunther puckers his lips at Eagle:: Gunther: this is the night
Samantha: touch me, touch me, I wanna feel your body, your heartbeat next to mine....
Gunther: this is the night
Samantha: touch me, touch me now... touch me, touch me now...
::Gunther slaps her ass and points at the C-Tron of an instant replay of slapping her ass again...::
Samantha: touch me, touch me, I wanna feel your body, your heartbeat next to mine....
Gunther: this is the night
Samantha: touch me, touch me now... touch me, touch me now...
Gunther: touch me, touch me now...
::Samantha rolls her eyes around at fans with big signs saying "Eagle's Flock"::
Samantha: OOoooooooooooohhhh..... Gunther! your soooo sexya! Not like that nasty Eagle brains over there.... Shooo shooo!
Gunther: touch me, touch me now...
Samantha: Awwwhh....
Gunther: touch me, touch me now...
Samantha: touch me, touch me now, yeah...
Gunther: this is the night
Samantha: touch me, touch me, I wanna feel your body, your heartbeat next to mine...
::Rubs his body on Samantha and then a fan runs in trying to get a kiss from Gunther but Gunther just kicks him in the balls.......::
JR: Ummm was that a guy trying to kiss Gunther? CUZ I WANT ONE!!! HE'S SO HAWT!!
King: Oh brother...
Gunther: this is the night
Samantha:'cos I want your body, all the time...
Samantha: touch me, touch me, I wanna feel your body, your heartbeat next to mine....
Gunther: this is the night.....................
Samantha: touch me, touch me now... touch me, touch me now...
Gunther: touch me, touch me now... touch me, touch me now... touch me, touch me now... touch me, touch me now...
Samantha: Yeaahhh..
Both Gunther and Samantha pose for the finish! Samantha: touch me, touch me now... Gunther: touch me, touch me now...
The lights drop showing only the disco light ball shining and twirling!!! Then King stands up and claps!!!
King: WOOTT!!! encore!!! encore!!!! That was beautiful JR!!
JR: Why is it every match Gunther is in it turns into a music video?
