Posted at 4:59 pm on Aug 7, 2011 by:
Gunther (European SEX God ANNDDD Your CW Infiltrate Champion)
Oooooooooooooooooooooooo WHO'S SEXAY TONIGHT?
After the announcer concludes..... a single ray of pink light illuminated a figure standing in the center of the ring..... the figure had it's back faced towards us and sported a black leather coat.... suddenly! A dozen Sunshine Gurls and lead by the belucious Shaniqua start dancing..... as always the Sunshine gurls were doing all of the work and every once in awhile Gunther puckered his retarded red lips and thrust his fist to his saggy chest and repeated one or two lines!
The camera zooms in on the center figure and then on cue- Gunther turns around and unzips his leather jacket to expose his CW Infiltrate title belt!!! Gunther did the ding dong head bop and sang his new single..... at a pause he then addresses the CW SexVerse!!!
Gunther: Ohh pretty girl, Ohh pretty girl, Ohh pretty girl..... Ohhh To alllllsss of my SEXY boys and gurls out there in CW SEXVerse..... See me shower, Sensation make up our temptation.... I'm a giver, I could die.......For me, myself and I!
As Gunther paused to let all of his sunshine gurls do all the work again and rub their tits up and down his back and leg- Gunther puckers his wet lips again, adjusts his title belt and stares blankly at the camera with his blood shot eyes behind his rayband black sunglassses!
Gunther: Ohh pretty girl, [Sunshine Gurls: Who's the pretty boy] Ohh pretty girl, [Sunshine Gurls: Who's the pretty boy] Ohh pretty girl..... Mmmmmhmmmm I just got one thing to say.............. WHO'S SEXY TONIGHT!!!
Sunshine Gurls: Ooah, I am so shameless, I wanna be famous... This is the joyride and it's my life... Can't help my desire, I wanna go.... higher, higher, higher, higher
Gunther: Ohh pretty girl, [Sunshine Gurls: Who's the pretty boy] Ohh pretty girl, [Sunshine Gurls: Who's the pretty boy] Ohh pretty girl..... [Sunshine Gurls: Who's the pretty boy] MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ME MYSELF AND I!! AWWWWWWHHHHH!!!!
