Posted at 6:15 am on Aug 11, 2011 by:
Gunther (European SEX God + CW Infiltrate Champion)
I AM a Living and Breathing SEX GOD!
As camera zooms ever so closely at the golden mask promptly displayed on screen- a crossfade to a commercial commence. Moments after the commercial concludes- an instant replay, along with the logos of the NSA channel and CW, displays the bizarre interruption....
After the replay ends- we now see Gunther, dripping in his own sweat and shaking harder than his Ding Dong Head Bop dance move, standing right beside Lauren Mayhews for an exclusive post-interview.
placing her mic under Gunther's stale lips Lauren C. Mayhew: ... Gunther, do you have anything to say in response to the unsettling voice labeling you and your Sunslut Girls as nothing but shameless and embarrassing to this great organization!
An extreme closeup to Gunther's red HAWT desiring lips.... along in the background, the delicious Shaniqua was trying to do a belly dance but she was so overweight all she could muster was slapping her sides of her stomach and watched it create ripples in her layers upon layers of flabby fat!
Gunther: Mmmmhmmmmmm. Demigod of Desire, God of Ecstasy? Awwwhh I think not! I don't know who you think you are, senor...ita, buts I am not Shameless.... I am awh.... FFFFFFFFAMOUS!!! [rubs his Infiltrate Championship belt oozing across his waist]. Now step aside pretty gurl, and let a TRUE Sexual Desire show you how it is done!
Shaniqua eyeballs Gunther.....
Gunther: Mmmm.... Do you like WANT ME LIKE THIS?!
Gunther: Oooorrrrr... Do you like WANT ME LIKE THAT!!
After several moments of head bopping and puckering of the lips, Gunther turns around and has one last thing to say!!!
Gunther: I am the adonnis of sexyness!! the Playboy of the Dynasty!!! YOUR Sexual Sensation.... Mmmmhmmmm so if you want my bod so bad..... come...... come and try and take IT!!! Awwwhhh I touched my tra la la.... my ding ding DONG!
