Posted at 10:16 pm on Dec 16, 2011 by:
Reverend Jones
Team Evil UNITE!
Micheal Cole: Oh will you two buffoons stop it already! Can't you see that Team Evil clearly has an advantage over Team SUCK!
Anyways.....
Dalkiel scoops Mortis up off of the steel mesh wall like a pancake- and applies a Demon hug slam which made Mortis squeal like a pig! Micheal Cole: See! They're hugging each other like brothers! Then all of a sudden- Dalkiel turns the hug into a gutwrenching suplex sending Mortis' small of the back into the edge of the steel steps behind them!!!!
Jerry, "The King" Lawler: Hahah and that must be tough brotherly love?
Micheal Cole: .... GET A LIFE!
Jerry, "The King" Lawler: NO YOU! and while you're at it, grow some hair I can see my reflection!
Jim Ross: GAWD will you two stop it! The fate of the universe rests in this one match!
Meanwhile... Charon had the Reverend already back into the ring and she just implanted his head into the canvas floor! Charon reaches for her nailguns but Chane slithers back in with a chair--
WACK!!!
... with Charon down, the Reverend pushes himself up and then springs from the ropes to only skydive over the top rope and lands into Dalkiel's awaiting demonic arms outside of the ring!!!
Reverend Jones: Nuuuuu NUUU!!!!
Dalkiel: EVIL LIVE!
Dalkiel runs with such force that the camera could hardly catch up and the next thing you see is Reverend's face torn to shreds as Dalkiel SPEARS HIM NOT ONLY INTO THE MESH WALL BUT THE ENTIRE EDGE OF THE CELL COLLAPSES!!! The Reverend is now in a puddle of his own blood and is frantically trying to claw himself up the aisle and escape!!! Dalkiel simply grins as he is stalking his pray.....
Dalkiel: Where's your god now?!
A figure then emerges from the Creatures of the Night who were in attendance- and leaps up the aisle!!! Dalkiel didn't know what hit him from behind but whatever it was made a loud ringing sound.... The cameraman then rushes out of the Hell in the Cell to only see that Markus looming over Dalkiel. At that very instant, Kizmat exits from the backstage sending the entire CW SuperMegaVerse screaming and cheering!!!
Markus, Kizmat's son- who died at the hands of F'ein Dacor as The Evangelion_, stared blankly at his biological father with absolutely no emotion what-so-ever!! Then Kizmat slithers his 13inch tongue out at Markus!!! and mowed Markus down with a boot from hell!!!
Markus rolled off to the side of the aisle and back into the crowd... By this time, in the ring, Chane dragged whatever was left of Charon and positioned her against the corner of the turnbuckle... with a strut and a chop to his groin.... Chane danced around the ring like a pansy and came running FULL FORCE FOR A SPLASH but Charon leaps over the idiot and comes around with her variation of an RKO!
Chane was out cold... one down!
But before Charon could continue her war path.... Mortismere by now manages to slither back into the ring from the assault that Dalkiel inflicted on him. Waiting impatiently for the right moment- Charon turns around to only be caught up by a MASSIVE choke-slam from HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! Mortismere enjoyed that sooooo much as Charon's body pulsated and bounced back and forth from off of the mat that he picked her up again YET FOR ANOTHER CHOKE SLAM!!!!! Team Evil looked to have the upper hand!!!
Anyways.....