CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 7:04 pm on Dec 21, 2013 by: ????????????????????

OH MY BABY BIG POPPA HUH! [backstage scene]

Big Poppa, Botch Recliner was pump'n his man titties with the new BlowFlex 4000™ and in preparation for a new commercial he was contracted for..... when all of a sudden he smells something awful... like taking rotten eggs and smashing them together with two dead catfishes which were left out to dry for weeks and glazed with dog shit!! Big POPPA looks around the gym and sees nothing... he lifts up his shoe to take a look if he stepped in his own shit after "pump'n" up the porn stars earlier in the locker room...... but nada.

Not one single morsel of a dookie was found.... so. Big Poppa leans back on the BlowFlex 4000™ and starts PUMP'N and then sees a LARGE GOLDEN GLOB move into his view!!!!!! Slime oozes from her mouth and lands on Botch's flabby chest....

"YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF!!"

?????: TEE HEE!!! I SPANK YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT LITTLE OL ME CAN DO TO A LITTLE MAN LIKE YOURSELVERS!!! *SPANK*

Leaping from the machine! Big Poppa takes it all in at what exactly stands before him.... we take on the perspective of Big Poppa and slowly start the view of this behemoth by staring down at her sea of cellulight moving around her thick layered thighs.... then everso upward pass her "spare" rack of monster truck sized tires... aka her tummy!!!... then finally after witnessing her titties being lost in her tummies... our eyes roll over the 5 layers of chin fat until we see what stands before Big Poppa!!!!

GOLDYKE: OHHHH TEEE HEEE HEE HEE AND A TEE HEEEEEEEEEEE WITH A SPANK HUN!!! YOU'RE THE MAN I HEARD THAT CAN WHIP ME IN SHAPE HUN???? WELLLLLL WORK YOUR MAGIC BABE!!!! TEE HEEEEE!!!!!