Posted at 9:26 am on Jan 3, 2014 by:
"Big Poppa Huh?!" Botch Recliner
GEMINI BAGS!
"HUH???"
Goldy continued to wiggle in the floor on top of the debris from the bench. Recliner approached the golden blob and easily managed to lift her off of the floor with one roid-filled arm, his peaks on peaks quivering as he let out another:
"HUH?!?!?"
"YOU FINK I'M DONE YOU ON EGG?!"
Recliner then lifted Goldy up above his head with both arms and began to do military presses!!!!!!!!!!
"HUH!!!???!!!"
"HUH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
"HUH????????????????????"
Recliner finally set Goldy down as if she was as light as a feather before saying, "YOU GOTTA BLOCK IN THE PAIN IF YOU WON'T PEAKS AN PEAKS!"
Recliner then began to go on about how the numbers didn't lie and how he had a 141 2/3's chance of making Goldy lose weight.
"SHE'S FAT!"
Trying to lift up Goldy again, Recliner suddenly collapsed under the weight, Goldy again wiggling around helplessly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"OWWW!"