Posted at 10:53 pm on Jan 18, 2015 by:
Red Spyder
Good thing, because I've had enough of hearing about nom noms.
"What the hell, old man?!?!? Get off my leg before I stomp your face into the floor!!!" Red shouted as he hobbled around, trying to kick Seer off.
Seer was more persistent than Lusūs however, wrapping his arms and legs tighter around Red's leg, continuing to lick at the Guardian of Wickedness!
"I can't get enough of these nom noms!" Seer announced in between licks as Red stumbled about the chamber, frantically kicking his leg, trying to rid himself of Seer. "Where have you been all of my life, Mr. Wickedness???"
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" Red continued shouting, now trying to swing his leg that Seer was attached to into the wall, getting desperate to free himself. "GET OFF MY DAMN LEG!"
"But your nom noms are the tastiest!" Seer said before going back to licking. His voice muffled against Red's leg, Seer then said, "I wouldn't trade them for anything in the world!"
Pulling his leg back, Red then kicked forward as hard as he could and FINALLY, Seer slid off of Red's leg, landing on the floor several feet away, giggling as Lusūs moved up to his mommy!!!
"As soon as Darkspade and the rest of his family are taken care of, I'm sending YOU to live in the Gate of Wickedness!" Red yelled, glaring at Seer. "Someone bring me some fucking whiskey!"
As Red turned back around to face Markus, a servant rushed in with a bottle of whiskey on a tray, which Red snatched up and took a swig.
"So... uh... what were we talking about before?" Red asked.
"Oh yes, the Dark Queen," Markus answered.
"Oh yeah, that's right," Red said in return, taking another swig of whiskey. Glancing back as he heard Seer moving around, still giggling, he then asked
"You said I have to feed her? Why can't one of these servants do that? Seems like a waste of time and of my skills to sit around feeding her."
