For as the room full of servants and Thaumaturge Knights watched in disgust over Seer licking everything in sight and calling it his "Scrumptious 'NOM NOMS'".... The bizarre Lord Markus was conversing discretly with The Guardian of Wickedness over the state of the Dark Queen.....
Markus: ... our Queen has an appetite that can only be quenched with the soothing taste of Pervertedness and a dessert full of orgasmic tendencies [Okay at that point Red looked at Markus with his version of the people's eyebrow!].
"Hokay. So. I am to have sex with her? Will that wake her up?"
Markus: Sadly, no. Not to say that you are incapable of sticking her with pleasurable 'sustenance.' It's simply.... not enough! To give you an example of her irreplaceable 'appetite'.... even within the Phantomfield, a place between dream and reality, she 'drained' every mortal and kindred man, woman and child that she came across for months- and it barely put a dent in her desires..... No. But thank you for offering yourself to our Mother.... No... what we require is your 'expertise' so that we can obtain as many bodies as possible for her eventual awake. Are you 'up' for the challenge?
All the while, Seer was eying the Mother..... and then promptly leaped on top of the glass slab!!!! As the alarm from the machine hooked up to the apparatus then sounded off--- Seer removed his pants and from a camera monitor showing what was happening within the glass coffin looking out-- was SEER'S SHRIVELED UP DING-A-LING-DONG LITERATELY SCRATCHING THE GLASS AGAINST HIS ROCK SOLID AND PETRIFIED PUBIC HAIRS!!!!
Markus: OH MY GOD SHE'S GOING TO WAKE UP PREMATURELY SOMEONE STOP THAT OLD MAN!!!!!!
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