Posted at 5:58 am on Oct 12, 2015 by:
Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness)
I'd like to seize her. And by seize, I mean fondle. Repeatedly.
Alone in the wine room, Red wasted no more time in hopping down into the hole to the sewer. "Angel, daddy's cumming!"
Drawing his chainsaw, not starting it just yet, he was forced to duck as he moved in the low, stone tunnel, his large, booted feet splashing sewer water with each step. Not the most ideal place for round two with her love canal, but when was he one to ever think much about such minor details?
Coming around a corner, he saw Brandon just a few feet ahead, leaning against a wall, seemingly lost.
Brandon saw him too and immediately pushed himself off of the wall. "Get the fuck away from me!"
"I know you know where my Angel is!" Red ran after Brandon as he took off down the tunnel, having an easier time moving than the taller Guardian of Wickedness.
"You'll never get her! Go bother someone else!" Disappearing around another corner, Brandon knew that he had to lose Red. While he still didn't understand why Darkspade attacked him and ran off with Angel, there was no doubt in his mind that she was far safer with Spade than with Red.
Jutting out his foot, he caught Red in the shins as he rounded the corner, sending him falling face first into the sewer water. Brandon kicked away the chainsaw before Red could start it and proceeded to stomp on the back of his head, forcing it underwater and smashing it into the floor of the tunnel. He didn't let up until there was the satisfying crack of bone breaking against stone, Red no longer struggling.
"And that's how you squash a Spyder!" Catching his breath for a moment, Brandon continued on through the tunnel.
In the sewer water, bubbles were already rising around Red's head.
It wasn't much longer before Brandon found the end of the tunnel at the side of the mountain. He didn't see Spade and Angel, but he doubted that they were still in the tunnels.
Before he had time to plan his next move, he heard a revving sound behind him, that of a chainsaw. He looked back to see Red charging up the tunnel at him, letting out a scream of rage, his face dirty with a mixture of sewer water and blood. Taking a couple steps back, Brandon ran and jumped right out of the tunnel.
Red came to a stop as soon as Brandon jumped and let out a laugh. Cutting off the chainsaw, he approached the end of the tunnel himself, expecting to see Brandon flattened on the ground far below. He wasn't, instead clinging to the top of a tall pine tree, which swayed from him jumping to it. Red thought about sending a blast of Wickedness at the top of the tree to knock Brandon off, but Brandon played it smart and began to quickly climb down the tree.
Forgetting about him for the time being, Red instead looked around the landscape for Angel. He didn't know where she could be out there. The monster beef knew though, growing hard again and seeming to point itself a little to the right. It was as if it was acting as a compass, except instead of always pointing north, it was pointing to the location of Angel's love tunnel.
