Posted at 10:15 pm on Nov 18, 2015 by:
Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness)
And this is why you should always practice safe sex.
The tentacles released Red upon the baby's appearance and he fell backwards into the grass, immediately sitting up, not wanting to take his eyes off of this... offspring. For the first time in a long time, the monster beef deflated, returning to an almost normal size. Normal for him anyway. Red was too distracted to notice or worry.
Angel was back on the ground herself, her love tunnel gaping more than usual, blood mixed with her vaginal juices flowing freely. The baby didn't cry as it looking back and forth between its parents, seemingly well-aware of its place in the world.
Red's face went from confused to a smile. He still wasn't sure exactly what happened to lead to Angel's sudden, bizarre birth, besides the obvious of him planting the seeds of Wickedness deep within her. But he did know for sure that this baby was his. His new and first child, as far as he knew.
Standing, Red slowly approached the newborn, getting down on his knees when he was near. "Hey there, little... uh..." He peeked down between the baby's legs to see just what gender it was, his eyes bulging at the size of the baby's bulge. "... guy! You're definitely mine..."
He reached a large finger towards the baby's mouth, making odd sounds that were probably meant to sound cute. He then let out a scream as the baby bit down sharply on the end of his finger. "You little bastard! I'll drown you in a river!" He yanked his finger away as drops of blood fell from it to the grass.
Quickly getting his anger under control, he scooped the baby up, keeping its mouth away from him to avoid further bites. By now, Angel was sitting up too, the flow from between legs having nearly stopped entirely, not that Red was concerned for her at all at the moment.
