((TF: After MADCWE @ a CW Infiltrate event))


We see various CWE Megastars in a room seated on folding chairs- most of them are pissed off and confused why they where summoned to the orientation. There was the ominous Evangelion in the back... folding his arms to his chest, there was the CW Drunk Champion... Jager and his main squeeze BEBRA! taking up a row of chairs for EACH of their massive cellight BUTT cheeks. Bebra then eyed the table with FOOD and jolts up... in a blazzing speed of a frieght train- she crashes ontop of the table and feeds her face with buffalo wings, chicken salad, KFC mash potatos with the buckets of gravey, a side order of full turkey, lamb chops, ravioli with 8 layers of cheese, a security dog... oops :X


Then in another side of the room was the ECF X-Treme Hardcore Champion, The Unholy Monster... Creeper. He shot a glare straight at Gojinn as he arrived in late from the doorway. Suddenly Asstin stumbles in, drunk! He drewls and barfs up all over Speed Freak's boots... which prompt a hard kick in Asstin's nutsacks... Asstin falls flat down infront of the bizarre King of Pimps, Gunther. Gunter just puckers his lips and flip his mollet- with the aide of his lovely sunshine girls rubbing his body of course.




Gunther: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh... La.. la.. la... my ding ding dong.


Then as if that was enough, all of the wrestlers glanced over to their lefts as the mysterious Kali enters the room... not saying anything and then disappeared in the dark back... suddenly.... A FIRE EXPLODED INFRONT OF THE CROWD NEAR THE PODIEUM!!! Kizmat rose his huge muscular arms into the air with blood dripping from his mouth.... the megastars, still startled, watched on as their CWE DP is here for this special orientation.







KIZMÄT: OOKKKAAYYY MY BISHES! Welcome to your CWE Orientation. This isn't high school... and I am not your goddamn mother you pathetic insolent fuckwads. YOU WORK for CWE now and I EXPECT you to out perform ECF EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN NIGHT! [Bebra then raises a chicken (by chicken I mean A WHOLE CHICKEN)].... **Kizmat rolls his bloodshot eyes** YES WHAT IS IT?!




Bebra: TEEEE EHEHEHEHEHEHE EHEE EHE ETEE TEEE HEEEEE TEEHHH TEEEE HEEEE TEEE TEEE HEEE TEEEE.................................................................... TEEE HEEE.... SPANK M...





::Kizmat cuts her off::
KIZMÄT: Argh... by the Unholy FUCKING Gods... what the hell. LOOK at yourselves.... (the camera pans across the room. Jager was picking his nose and shoving the same finger up his butt).... what a bunch of shits. I will make this perfectly care insolents, we're at WAR. Right now, CWE holds the most titles, but there still remains the coveted CW Undisputed title and Dual Core titles. SO TELL ME..... DO YOU PLAN ON SITTING ON YOUR ASSES OR DO YOU WANT TO WIN SOME GODDAMN GOLD AND SHOW THE WOLD JUST WHY CWE RULED THE WORLD!!! ANNNNNNNNAA NNNNNATTTRRAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!



(ooc: open post)