Posted at 7:23 pm on Oct 6, 2007 by:
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Everybody was just glued looked at the tv set there on the stand. The two men in white walked out without a word which was equally bizarre. Kizmat tilted his head and then walked towards the TV....
Anat-Death: Well.... go bloodly turn the damn thing on Kizzy! What are you waiting for? Dr. Phill?
KIZMÄT: HUSH IT!!!
Kizmat was just about to turn the power button on but then it turned on by itself!! Startled... Kizmat backed off and then moved out of the way for everyone to view. Then the lights slowly dimmed......
Gojinn: Awwhhh.... Kizzy. You shouldn't have. Showing us a video in school.
::Kizmat pounded his fists together which made a loud "SNAP"::
KIZMÄT: IF THIS WAS SCHOOL THEN I'D HAVE SPANKED YOUR ASS AND SENT YOU INTO THE CORNER! NOW WHO THE FUCK ORDERED A VIDEO FOR THE CLAS... GOODAMMIT... LOOK AT WHAT YOU JUST MADE ME SAY.... ERR THE CONVENTION ROOM?!
::The video played and it was an odd scenery.... this was no documentary... then suddenly, the image of the Unholy One... the reigning CW Undisputed Champion appeared!!!!::
DS Hello kids. I hope your enjoying your lecture on just how much your going to "kick" ECF's ass. As for ECF, I don't care what side I work for.... this title [holds up the undisputed belt] is what it ALL boils down to. Watch all of your backs and don't spend too long listening to uncle Kizzy because each and every single precious moment that passes..... I win over you. The ECF wins over you..... So let the war begin between the superpowers of creaturewrestling with the FIRST punch!
Then suddenly the TV exploded!!! Kizmat flew off of the stage in the massive blast and crashed landed right ontop of Gojinn, Anat and Creeper! while pieces of the debri scatter and pound into the wrestlers in the room! A massive dust fog was all around as the room looked like a warzone!!! Kizmat satup and noticed his hand was ontop of Anat's left breast!!!
Anat-Death: KIZZY!!!