Posted at 3:47 am on May 21, 2010 by:
Chane McMahon
Discussion continues....
DS Well this is just ridiculous... a freak'n wig?? and how did this happen?
Brandon thought about it as Moebius tried to calm down Spade....
Brandon: Oi! I got it, remember the match I bloody had with that cheesy Gunther couple years ago?
Spade and Moebius scratched their heads
DS Um... you and Gunther practically lived in the same locker room!!! man whatever happened I think you two contacted STDs!
Brandon nearly climbed over Moebius to strangle Spade's neck-- but Spade kept laughing. Moebius, again, came between the two.
Moebius: Okay okay fellas enough of the jokes....
DS Oh I wasn't joking, I heard wierd moaning sounds coming from Brandon's locker room....
Brandon: THAT was bloody animalism! I can change right now if you don't believe me I'D GLADLY DEMONSTRATE!
Moebius: Hokay... I think I know what Brandon meant. Few years ago, Brandon won the Drunk title from Gunther and Gunther's mullet fell into a men's urinal... I do not know if that is what actually happened but afterward, Gunther's wig had unusual properties... we need further testing to figure out what happened but what the tests thus far indicate that it absorbed the contents of the twilight phial
Then suddenly, a monitor illuminated with Chane's imagery on screen standing at the doorsteps of the Death Family estate...
Brandon: Wha? what the hell is he bloody doing here, avon calling?
