Spade cussed as the doorbell rang incessantly, he'd hoped if he ignored it long enough that whoever it was would go the hell away but unfortuntely they weren't getting the message. He put his jar of jellybeans down reluctantly and stalked angrily to the front door, he'd like nothing better to slam it open and squish the person standing behind it. It was a shame the door opened inwards, he must rectify that at some point in the future.

He cracked the door open keeping one foot wedged behind it to stop anyone forcing entry, his eyes widened when he saw who his visitor was. He opened the door fully now.

"Kali?"

She swept into the hallway past him and then turned to face him.

"You and I need to have a little talk daddy dearest. I think the study might be the best place don't you?"

Spade wasn't given time to protest as Kali made her way into his study and promptly sat down. Spade was about to ask her what the hell she wanted and to say her piece and leave but she cut across him again as though reading his intention to speak.

"Got any jellybeans? I could murder a sugar rush right about now."

Without thinking Spade grabbed a jar off the shelf and put it down in front of her before coming to his senses and pulling it away from her across the desk. She smiled. Spade sat down and glared at her from across the desk.

"What do you want?"

Kali seemed to sag, she leaned back in the chair looking frighteningly like Charon at that point.

"I discovered something rather disturbing earlier this evening, something I thought you may want to know, something which may benefit you in the long run."

Spade eyed her suspisciously.

"And?"

She grinned.

"Give me the jar and I'll tell you."

He pushed the jar across the table, she pulled the top off and shovelled a couple in her mouth. Spade hoped to hell he didn't look like that when he was eating jellybeans. She ate the things too slowly for Spades liking, eventually she finished and he continued to glare at her.

"I...er...how can I put this? Kizmat and I have shared a bed numerous times behind your darling Charon's back. I personally always found him slightly lacking...if you understand my meaning?"

Spade began to feel exceptionally uncomfortable, he hated talking aout intimate relationships, especially with one of his own daughters, even if she was basically a prostitute, in fact that probably made it worse! He nodded slowly. He was at this point guessing since it had been awhile that he'd been in any kind of relationship and that seemed liked a lifetime ago. Kali grinned, she knew he was uncomfortable and was stringing it out as long as possible.

"I was wandering around Castle Mortis, I'd just had some very unsatisfying sex with this funny little druid..."

Spade cut across her now and slammed his hand down on the desk.

"ENOUGH! Just get to the point, I have things to do that don't involve listening to your sexual exploits thankyou very much!"

She smiled indulgently.

"Well, lets just say that Kizmat was getting his own jollies but not with the female of the species if you see what I mean."

Darkspade frowned, his expression then turned to disgust.

"Kizmats...like...he's banging men? Good god at least Mortismeres straight. How desperate is he..."

It was Kali's turn to interrupt now.

"Thats not the whole of it though."

Spade looked at her horrified.

"It gets worse?"

Kali nodded.

"He was cradling Seer like a child and was about to breast feed him when I walked in on them."

Darkspade looked as though he were about to throw up. He pushed the jar of jellybeans to one side, suddenly he didn't feel very hungry.

"The Lord of Blood being bi-sexual I can deal with, but the Lord of Blood breast feeding Seer? Thats just plain fucked up in the head."

Kali nodded. She had to admit the sight had made her feel queasy, especially since she'd slept with him. She shuddered at the thought now as she remembered licking the very same nipples Seer had been ...she stopped the thought immediately before she really did make herself sick, she was already wishing she hadn't eaten the jellybeans.

"I got the feeling that their relationship has been ongoing for quite some time. I'm not sure that even Lord Mortismere knows about it."

Spade was looking thoughtful.