*It’s the late afternoon when the police get a call from a concerned local. Apparently there was some “large unnatural object” in the middle of a field, and they also saw smoke coming from that area the day before. They called the cops to check it out and make sure nothing suspicious was going on.

Since the situation did not seem like anything urgent, the station sent one car to check the field out. They drove up to the field and noticed the large object immediately. Opening the door, two officers stepped out and towards what was now apparently a charred SWAT van.*

Officer 1: Aww shit, man. This looks like a SWAT van or something.

Officer 2: SWAT van? I didn’t hear of no SWAT team getting dispatched. You hear of a SWAT team getting dispatched?

Officer 1: Don’t think so, that would’ve been a pretty big deal, right? Either way….whats it doin out in this field? Burnt to a crisp!

Officer 2: This is strange shit man, strange shit. I oughta call it in. *begins to walk back to the car*

*The 1st officer decides to further examine the vehicle as he peers into the driver seat, which was empty. He then went around to the back and tried jiggling the door open. That wasn’t working so he smashed the handle with the butt of his gun, and considering the car was burnt to a crisp, the door opened very easily. The officer held his noise and was shocked by what he saw.*

Officer 1: Yo, Dale! Get over here, you gotta see this crap!

*The 2nd officer quickly runs back over before he got to the car to see the back of the vehicle stuffed with what seemed like a pile of charred, unidentifiable bodies, stacked up on each other. Strangely though, there was one body still intact. An abnormally large man too, he was masked, and seemed in relatively decent condition compared to the other corpses.*

Officer 2: Hoooooly shit, man! What the hell is this?!

Officer 1: Th-those are bodies right? I can barely tell since they have been cooked so badly. Geez.

Officer 2: It has to be...it smells horrible. Damn!

Officer 1: What kinda sick bastard you think did this? Or could’ve done this? These guys look like SWAT, right?

Officer 2: I...I think. It looks like theres some remnants of armor here, but you can’t even tell. I think I’m gonna puke…

Officer 1: Wait, why’s this big guy over here look so good?

Officer 2: Yeah, you know, I was thinking the same thing. Maybe he was killed after whoever did this held a barbecue? Big fucker too…

Officer 1: You’re telling me…

Officer 2: I don’t remember seeing a guy that big on the force. I feel like I would’ve remembered him too…

Officer 1: Same here. Can’t see his face none, neither, on a count of that mask.

Officer 2: Damn he’s big…

Officer 1: Maybe these weren’t cops…

Officer 2: Yo, Kurt. Whats that on his vest?

Officer 1: What? *takes out his flashlight and shines it on his body*

Officer 2: Right there! On his chest! Looks like…a name tag or something.

Officer 1: Yeah…you’re right…that is a name tag.

Officer 2: Well whats it say? Who is it?!

Officer 1: “Hi, my name is Steve”

Officer 2:…the hell kind of SWAT team name tag is that?

Officer 1: I aint never seen nothing like this before. Maybe if I go to take off his mask…

*Suddenly, as the 1st officer reaches his arm at the body’s head, the large man sits straight up. He wasn’t dead.*

Officer 1: WHAT THE FU-

*The body launches his arm out at the officer and wraps his clutch around his throat. The 1st officer drops his flashlight and gasps for breath as his body starts twitching under the body’s dominating grip. The 2nd officer can only stand there in a state of complete shock as he literally see’s his partners eyes pop out of his head, and blood spurt out of his mouth.. The body then drops the officer, who now has finger marks around his neck, and proceeded to step outside the van, setting his sights on the remaining cop.*

Officer 2: St-stay back! I’m a cop! I’ll shoot!

*The hulking body just keeps walking toward the officer who starts to fire rounds into the beast recklessly. Unfortunately, the bullets seemed to have had no effect.*

Officer 2: DIE! FOR THE LOVE OF IT ALL…WHY WON’T YOU DIE?!

*The body continued to strut forward, undeterred, as the officer ran out of bullets.*

Officer 2: WHAT ARE YOU?!

*The humongous mass of a man respond by swinging his mace of a fist at the side of the officer, snapping his neck in one fell swoop. As the body lay there dead, the beast stretches out it’s back and growls to itself. He continued to walk onwards…

To Red Spyder’s mansion…*