CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 5:44 am on Mar 31, 2011 by: Chane McMahon (G-DP)

The NEW B4Pro Era

A week after CreatureMania X at a LIVE event on NSA Channel.

Surprisingly enough - as the proud CW logo appears and fades off the screen, the smug face of Chane McMahon appears on the one and only CreatureTron! The entire arena was electric as the General District Promoter of Creature Wrestling made his elaborate return to the mainstream NSA TV with an announcement.

Justin Roberts: Please welcome to the CW Arena, The General District Promoter, Chane McMahon!

Chane stopped and pointed at the sea of CW Fans and then progressed down the aisle to the squared circle....

Chane McMahon: It is Sooooooooooooooooooo GOOD to be BACK! I just want to start off by saying that CreatureMania X once again set the standards for this sport higher than it ever has been before. And on CW is MAD I will personally congratulate the NEW Absolute Undisputed Champion. [pauses then looks up at the thousands in attendance!] Now there are a lot of work to be done in CreatureWrestling.... and one of the biggest & most important feats... is the lifeblood of this sport. The lifeblood are the newbies which come to the greatest wrestling federation on the face of this planet, barnone. [pauses once again as the fans overwhelm the arena with applause] *holds up his hand*

Then turns to the side as the camera pans to his left and zooms slowly on to Chane's face
Chane McMahon: CMX sent ripples throughout this sport and so to start out with our new journey down this new era.... we will once again visit the B4Pro division in a reality show setting hosted by none other.................. Brand-X himself!!! Within B4Pro we will see who has what it takes to be considered a CreatureWrestler!!!

A parade of screams and cheers filled the arena as Chane paused again.... then he raises the mic to his face

Chane McMahon: And now, I'd like to invite our new B4Pro host, Brand-X to this ring. So Brandy-boy come on down!!!