Suddenly as Branden is racing down the highway he SPOTS A BIG BEHEMOTH OF A WOMAN SUDDENLY STEP OUT AT THE INTERSECTION!!!! Branden swerves his car but the car tilts and lands off to the side and CRASHES into a telephone pole!!!! Sometime after, the woman bends down and literately drags Branden out of the car!!! He looks up to the disgusting face of..............






SHANIQUA!!!!!!!







Shaniqua: WHAT YOU LOOKING AT A-HOLE?!?!




Branden: AWH!!!



Shaniqua gives Branden some attitude and then from the side, Gunther sneaks up from behind the vehicle and lands right on top of Branden with a pina-colada splash!!!!

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KICK OUT!!!




Gunther: Awhhhhh Senorita I almost had you!!!




Branden: Omg... H E L L.... NO!!!




Branden immediately sat up and he easily dropped Gunther down to the ground with a short-clothesline- turns around and kicks Shaniqua is her mountainous layers of body fat!!! as Shaniqua's body rumbled from the impact- Branden took the car door and opened it quickly as Shaniqua came running like a bull out of hell!!! As Shaniqua rammed into the car door- leaving an imprint of her big head-- Branden started running to the police station across the street! But then, Gunther got up and whistled for one of Sunshine gurls who magically showed up out from no wnere!!



Gunther: Oh la oh la!!!



Gunther leaped on top of his Sunshine gurl and spanked her on her ass which prompted her to giddy-on-ups and run after Branden!!! Branden was running as fast as he could but the Sunshine gurl was coming in close... Gunther puckered his wet savoring red and awaiting lips, did I also mention it was wet?, and leaped off of his pony and RIGHT ON TOP OF BRANDEN!!! Another view across the street shows an old couple trying to cross the street- they turn and see Gunther promptly positioned on top of Branden riding him!!!


Old Couple: OH MY!! There goes the neighborhood [covers their eyes and walk back the other way]









while on top of dazed Branden
Gunther: SENORITA GIVE UP YOU CANNOT WINNNNN!!!