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Posted at 1:19 am on Oct 20, 2010 by: Branden Harvey
I'm not a silly guy.

Harvey: I'd never lose to the likes of you.

Harvey grabs Gunther and snaps him over his back onto the ground.

A couple kids are playing baseball. Gunther beats them up and grabs a baseball bat. He uses it to attack Branden Harvey. A coulpe are eating dinner together. Harvey slams their heads together and grabs a fork. He sees Gunther charging at him with a baseball bat. Harvey looks at his fork and prepares for impact.

Gunther has the bat raised over his head and he brings it down toward Harvey. Harvey drops to his hands and knees and Gunther hits the female from the dinner couple with enough force to crack the wooden bat in two pieces and break her ribs. Harvey somersaults out of the way as Gunther turns around with his broken. Bat. He turns around and takes another couple of swings at Harvey, who uses his agility to dodge each hit. As Harvey ducks one of Gunther's swings the bat brushes over his head.

As Gunther tries to bring the bat down on Harvey again, Harvey takes the fork and stabs it into Gunther's thigh. Gunther almost loses his balance with this. He steps back momentarily but then approaches Harvey again, with the fork still in his leg.

Harvey tries to flee his opponent. But he can't get away.

Gunther has ditched his bat. He breaks the window of somebody's house and grabs a lamp in his hands and runs toward Harvey. Harvey is about to brace himself for being hit when suddenly Gunther stops in his tracks. A flying tricycle thrown from a fan of Branden Harvey's hits him in the back of the head. Gunther's eyes roll back into his head and he falls face first on the mat.

Harvey makes his way over to Gunther. Now Gunther is starting to stand up. He starts to come around. Harvey reaches into the house that provided the lamp. His hands come out holding a full coffee pot.

Harvey almost drops the full coffee pot as it's still boiling hot. He grabs it by the handle and cracks it open over Gunther's head. Gunther lets out a terrifying shriek as his face is burned by the hot coffee.

Gunther: OH MY TRA LA LA!!!!!

Harvey reaches into the house and picks up an aerosol can of Lysol. Harvey points it at Gunther and sprays him directly in the eye with the lysol. Gunther shrieks some more and stumbles around blindly.

Gunther: Tra la tra la tra la l-

Harvey then climbs to the roof of the house and waits for Gunther to stumble closer to him. Gunther trips over the hose and falls on his back. Harvey jumps off the roof and executes a 630 Splash.

He walks over to his car and realizes it won't drive anymore.

Harvey: I guess I'm walking home.





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