True that... maybe it is now time to consider other alternatives!
Then the scene crossfades back to Darkspade who was left in his lonely, desolate cell.....
Darkspade woke up eventually to the sounds of a crash and looks out from his bars to the cell adjacent to his... the tube containing the Monster Beef was broken. Spade did not care about how this happened- only that if Reverend Jones or Brandon comes back he would likely be the first to blame. Instead, Darkspade used what little Unholy powers left in his body and reached his hand out from the bars and spread his fingers out at the broken tube on the ground. Miraculously, the glass shards and water lift up and reformed back to a complete tube. Second, Darkspade chanted in tongues while flipping his eyes into the back of his Unholy head... within mere seconds a rotten carrot that was left in his dinner gruel lift up into the air and flung through the bars and into the tube... The carrot the grew to the enormous size and girth as Red Spyder's monster beef... it was enough to fool most anyone unless they wanted to "test" it out completely and who would want to be around that nasty thing anyway!
The plan to reform the fake Monster Beef was just in the nick of time for guards emerged from the main door and apparently alerted. They instantely checked out the Monster Beef and noticed it was doing fine... then they shot a glare back and Darkspade... Darkspade backed away from the bars and sat right back down.... which by that time the guards turned to leave.
Darkspade used practically the last bit of power left in him - if he used more he would have surely died. However, Darkspade grew increasingly curious just why Brandon, Hra'gad, wished to know the whereabouts of Julie's locket and what role did the Monster Beef play in all of this? It mattered not for right now- what's a couple more days of torture... he has already been captured for years now.
Before the scene fades, Darkspade left his final thoughts on his daughter Charon. He suddenly remembered way back when many many years ago when he was once under the control of the Will of the Unholy Darkness and if it was not for Charon he would have wasted away... wasted away just like his other daughter, Kali Death did. Closing his eyes- Darkspade laid down and fell back to sleep.
The next scene then shows Charon Death and Red Spyder finally in the van headed down a street.... suddenly, Red Spyder screams like a girl and takes the wheel from Charon and sharply pulls the wheel into the parking lot of a beauty salon!!! Charon slammed on the breaks just inches from driving into the Beauty Salon's store-front window.... and then Red Spyder leaps from out of the van and says, "Sweetie that's what we need!!! WHAT WE NEED!!!!" Charon was completely confused and the next thing you see is Red Spyder in the Salon... the Salon's customers were nothing but Staphanie McMahon clones.... even the hairstylists were Staphanie McMahons... this seemed to not be an issue for Red for he immediately plops on a chair, twirls around and kicks his feet into the air and kindly asks the hairdresser, Staphanie McMahon, to make him over like a pretty little serial killer!
"Sweets, make me up to absolutely...... TO DIE OVER!!!"
Charon eventually entered the salon but armed with her nailguns... suddenly a swarm of Staphanie clones bounce on their silcon tits and hopped over to attack Charon- but Charon whipped out her guns and shot their tits causing the Staphanies to explode one-by-one!!! Meanwhile, Staphanie had Red Spyder under the perm-machine, he had his legs cross, chewing bubble gum and filing his own nails..... In the background you can continuously see Charon massacring all of the Staphanies... then she finally goes over to Red.....
"Reight..... Mate, what are you doing!?"
"Sweetie what does it LOOK like I am doing? I am getting myself a FABULOUS perm.."
Suddenly a Staphanie Clone creeps over Red Spyder and was about to squirt her rotten crab juices all over his face... but Charon whips out her nailgun and shoots Staphanie in the skull causing her to explode..... Red leaps up and looks all around at all of the dead Staphanies!
"Well! How about THAT!"
"Reiiiiiggghhtt... Are you ready?!"
"Well of course honey... Let's get going.... so I can show you my FAVORITE possession!"
The two beefs are seen dashing through the vents until they slip on their own pre-cum and slide down uncontrollably to a large fan!!!! The Monster Beef being as thick as it is was able to lodge it's head and tail between the sides of the vent... while F'ein Dacor coughed up some sticky pre-cum and swung it around the Monster Beef's body like a grappling hook!!! F'ein was able to slow down just inches from almost being in someone's stew.
The fan was still twirling and the Monster Beef had to do something--- so it EXPANDED causing the vent to move back and forth and the next thing you see is the two dicks falling down from the vent which was dislodged and into a hamper full of "clean" clothes!!! However, the massive amount of pre-cum that was used to break free from the vent then slurped down into the clean laundry and now the clothes were covered with gooey pre-cum.... Then all of a sudden a maid comes into the room and then pushes the basket down a long narrow hallway.... she arrives at guard quarters and slides their pre-cummed covered clothes into small openings on the front of the doors--
Then out of shock and bewilderment to the Monster Beef which was watching from one of the holes in the laundry basket..... out came Seer in his potato sack gown. Seer looked nastier than ever and dug his urine stained hands into the laundry to then grab a bucket of clothes for himself... he immediately took his tongue and slide it slowly across the sticky clothes and then looked at the nurse.....
"Mmmmmm!!! YUMMY heeeh these clothes are as yummy as my NOM NOMS!!!"
The maid was horrified and then strolled away, not before Seer slapped her on her ass... Finally as the maid leaves the basket by a washer and leaves... F'ein in the laundry basket perks it's mushroom shaped head out from some underwear and calls out to the Monster Beef.......
"Monster! Monster... you can come out now, they are gone...."
There was no reply.... F'ein then twitches its tail and realizes that Seer must have grabbed the Monster Beef in that pile of clothes and took him to his bedroom!!!!!
Cadmus intrigued Angel even more... she just couldn't leave this lonely, defenseless, psychopathic boy out here on his own in the cold!!! Angel turned around and gave Deadblood her cutest puppydog eyes..... but Deadblood wasn't having it... in fact, he picked up a stick with dog poop stuck at the end of it and been shooing the boy with the stick!!! Angel suddenly kicked the stick out of Deadblood's hand and got in his face!!!
"HOW CAN YOU BE SO MEAN!! HE IS JUST A BOY!! HE'S MUM AND DAD ARE WORRIED SICK!!!"
"NOW... you listen here, missy.... I NEVER wanted visitors here to begin with!!! This IS MY CABIN.... hey... HEY!! WHERE IS THE LITTLE SHIT GONE OFF TOO!!!?"
Angel and Deadblood both noticed that Cadmus gone off missing... suddenly, they both hear some pots and pans dropped inside of the Cabin!!!! Deadblood immediately picks up his shotgun and cocks it ready for the shot!
"THAT STREET RAT IS IN OUR FOOD!!!! SCAVENGING LITTLE SHIT!!! I'LL SHOW YOU... THIS IS NOT A WALMART YOU LITTLE FUCK!!!"
Deadblood rushed into the cabin following a frightened Angel!!!!
Then the scene crossfades back to Darkspade who was left in his lonely, desolate cell.....
