Posted at 11:01 pm on Feb 25, 2017 by:
Monster Beef
*ejaculates*
Staphanie flashed her jagged teeth at the Monster Beef. Putrid crab milk continuously oozed from her exposed hairy nipples, the drops that slowly fell from her wrinkled flesh narrowly missing the restrained Beef.
The Beef had to escape before Seer got his way. There was no way it was going to spend the rest of its life crammed up his diseased ass. It flexed against the tight chains several times, unable to break them.
"I'll take that as a 'yes'!" Staph squealed with a loud fart. The odor of death that followed swiftly filled the room, rats hiding in the shadows squeaking and scurrying away. She waddled back towards Seer to finish the ceremony.
The Beef squeezed its urethra shut to block out the smell as best it could. This also cut off the flow of pre-cum and its shaft swelled far beyond what it was normally capable of.
The chain groaned before finally snapping. Both Seer and Staph looked at the Beef just in time to watch it fall to the floor from the hotdog fork.
"Nooooooooo, don't let my nom noms get away!" Seer screamed, lunging for the Beef.
Expecting such a reaction, the Monster Beef rolled out of harm's way.
The old man slammed down onto the hard floor next to the Beef a second later. Stunned, Seer turned his head to look at it, letting out a piss-flavored burp.
The Beef shuddered at the blast of foul air. Opening its urethra, it threw up on Seer's face with the built-up pre-cum.
Temporarily blinded, Seer used both hands to wipe at the pre-cum, licking at his palms before returning for more. Rather than chase the Beef herself, Staphanie joined Seer. Straddling him, she sucked the pre-cum out of his hair that he only ever washed with piss from toilet bowls and bedpans.
With Seer and Staph busy feeding, the Beef needed to find a way to free F'ein Dacor. Slithering towards the bird cage, it shot a string of pre-cum at the edge of the table and swung itself up next to the cage.
