CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 3:44 am on Feb 20, 2010 by: Chane McMahon (CWE District Promoter)

MO MONEH!

The brand draft suddenly turned into a carnival circus complete with fat women, bad singers and now with Brand-X- a hairy British clown! The sound of Chane's MO MONEH takes over Gunther's singing and from the top of the ramp way was the spoiled billionaire himself! Chane did a little jig and then swung his hands around in every direction possible. We didn't know if he was celebrating or trying to show what not to do as a white-boy-wanna-be dance raper! Brandon eyes buldged out just like Richards as Chane paced to the ring and entered up the ramp. Gunther moved off to the side as Chane, naturally, had his own mic ready to go and talk!

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Chane McMahon: OKAY NOW.... I've had just about all I could take. Now, tonight, CWE has acquired two of the very best in our business... Mortis and Charon; then we acquired the newest wrestler to CreatureWrestling- Darklaw... so we did good. BUT we also did BAD... VERY VERY BAD..... Bebra. I guess the only thing good about that is we didn't get Shaniqua... my gawd my eyes... anyway. I came out to this ring because I can't believe what I am seeing. [Turns to Gunther] Man... do you EVER take things seriously? YOU ARE THE ECF DP.... but you come out here dancing, singing... and wth is the Ding Dong???

Gunther was very happy and willing to show!!! he snaps his head to his right... then to his left while puckering his lips..... the look on Chane's face told it alllllll......

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Chane McMahon: You need help man!! [looks and points at Brandon] AND HOW CAN YOU BEAT MORTIS! [Brandon looks in either direction while pointing at him as if saying "who me?"] YES YOU!!! but enough of that.... you have the OPPORTUNITY to choose unlike everybody else here and yet your turning this into a fun house. Well you know what SCREW THAT!! so what is it Brandon.... are you CWE or ECF!

Chane lowers the mic but before Brandon could actually say anything- the chatter box Chane continues!

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Chane McMahon: You know what.... I don't CARE what brand you choose from Brandon. And you want to know why? because the Wheel of Chaos will be the deciding factor... an invention of yours truly and while we are at it lets finally do this! Ladies and Gentlemen.... its IS now time for Brandon to take a SPIN at the Wheel!!!! Could he land on a title??? Could he walk out of here with the CW Undisputed Championship belt??? or could he [Chane suddenly and methodically turns toward Brandon and gets right into his face].... BE FIRED!!!.....

Chane lowers the mic and at about that same time stage crew finished setting up the large wheel in front of the ring... Brandon's sights where not on Chane or Gunther... but on that wheel. All of his dreams could come true and yet, all of his dreams could be shattered in one spin. Chane was smiling all the while as Brandon slid under the rope and approached the device.....

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