The sound of "TEE HEEs".... was suddenly and abruptly heard across the airwaves. After Charon's presence, Richard was already shook up- who or what could come out of that curtain??? Then, Christina Aguilera exits out.... Richard scratched his head and then just as Christina Aguilera takes out a golden mic.... Bebra strolls out in a tight-looking sports bra and matching short shorts, that were SO tight and short that several hundred layers of PURE FAT dripped and oozed out from underneath the seems..... Richard gulped and wondered if this Brand idea was a good one - whens alls of a SUDDEN.... BEBRA TAKES HER RIGHT HAND AND TRIES TO DO A HOLLYWOOD HOGAN EAR DRUM BUT SHE FARTS IN THE PROCESS CAUSING THE ENTIRE FIRST ROW OF FANS NEAR THE STAGE TO PASS OUT IN WAVES!!!

The air smelt like rotten eggs with a side order of rotten broccoli and spinach covered with soy sauce and a dressed with morsel of cat pee! Richard was trying to cover his mouth with his hands but the stench was too much.... Bebra TEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEd her lil ol selfers down the aisle.... and as she reached the bottom of the stage she tried to do the splits for some dang ol crazy reason- and as she tried to lower and split a part her legs which haven't seen the light of day from being stuck in one position with layers upon layers upon layers upon layers ok you get the idea :P of fat.... we couldn't even tell she did the splits!!! it looked like she just stood there staring out into outter space. Bebra turned around and stood on the crane that seemed to magically appear and the 5 ton crane HOISTED her lil ol slender 600ton self up- but the machine LIT ON FIRE FROM HER GURTH!!




























After several moments of crew blasting the scene with fire extinguishers.... the buzzer was handed to her!!! Bebra looked up at the screen... spanked her ASS...








Bebra: TEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.... LIL OL MEEEEEE IS READY, WILLING TO PLAY TEEE HEEEE!!! DON'T GET ANY IDEAS BOIS I AM A WOMANS WOMANS TEEEE HEEEEE!!! BUT IF YOU TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER I'LL BE ON YOU LIKE WHITE CREAMY MAYONNAISE ON A PLATE FULL OF HOTDOGS!!! TEEE HEEEE... ANY-DANG-OL WAYS LETS SEEEE WHOS GUNNA GITS LITTLE OL MEHS!!!!!



Bebra rolls the palm of her FLABBY HAND across the buzzer and with a TEE HEE she slams it down causing an earthquake in the entire arena!!! the logos switched on and off until....







JR: Oh THANK GOD!!!

King: HA HA HA ITS THE ECF!!!!




Bebra HOPPED UP AND DOWN LIKE A SILLEH LITTLE CHUBBEH GURL IN A CANDY STORE and patted her hands together!!! She TEE HEEd as ECF fans slapped their foreheads in disbelief and horror.... Bebra spanked her ASSSS several times before rolling up the rampway back!!




((ooc: LOL I guess it does work :P))