CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 10:44 pm on Aug 9, 2006 by: KIZMÄT (CWE DP)

Oh RLY?......... but guess what, YOUR GUNNA DIE FOR MEH!!

!!!BAM BBBBIIIATCCHERRRRSSSS!!!

Tazz: WWWWOAAH!!!! I almost shit my pants!!!!

Suddenly!!! Kizmat pours from the stage dripping with blood drewling from his mouth!! He shot a cold hard evil glare at Kevin McKain! and stomped to the ring.... Howard Finkel was about to announce-- but Kizmat prompty slaps his hand across Howard's small neck and CHOKESLAMS THE WHORE UP INTO THE AIR GODDAMMIT OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE COLD FLOOR BELOW!!!

KIZMÄT: NNNNNNAATTRRRAXXXX BITCHESS...... with a side of ANTHRAX WITH THAT ...............NATRAXXXXXX!!!!!

Cole: My!! It's the CWE DP Kizmat... he's looking extra pissed and flared tonight Mr. McKain sir.

::Pointing straight at Kevin McKain::
KIZMÄT: YOU LITTLE BITCH... not you Cole.. that other bitch that's sitting right next to you! Yeah, Kevin... who.. the.. HELL... tho think your are????!!!!! [Kevin was about to speak but Kizmat interrupted] ECF IS DONE AND OVERWITH!!!! AFTER HELLRAISER SQUATED, PLACED HIS TAIL NEXT TO HIS < -- censored -- > AND HIGHTAILED OUTTA HERE.... HE WAS SCARRED SHITLESS AT MY RATINGS KICKING HIS ASS.... THE CWE HAS DOMINATED CREATURE WRESTLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS THIS THE BEST RICHARD ARCANE CAN COME UP WITH FOR A COMPETITION!!!!

Kizmat was all fired up!!! the fans even covered their ears at how loud Kizmat screamed

KIZMÄT: That's right... your nothing. Even I can take on every single hardcore chump on this goddam planet with one.... no.. two hands tied behind my back!!!!!! So why don't you forefeit your little piss-ant challenge boy and go back to the city... you don't SIZE........ UP!!!!!! AAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAA NATTRAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx...... bitch!

ps: kizmat said your where a bitch j/k ;p

Other messages in this thread:

-CW Presents- - CreatureWrestling - 5:16:59 PM on 08/08/2006

CW Inferno Crisis 2006 - CreatureWrestling - 5:45:15 PM on 08/08/2006

Opening Segment: Richard Arcane - CreatureWrestling - 6:13:13 PM on 08/08/2006

Bringing to you our First Official PPV! - Richard Arcane (CW Chairman) - 11:32:07 PM on 08/20/2006

Bow Down. - King Gojinn {-CWE Heavyweight Champion-} - 12:38:31 AM on 08/21/2006

............ AND PRAY! - † - 8:38:30 PM on 08/26/2006

Well... I guess I'm constantly setting you up for those, huh? - King Gojinn {-CWE Heavyweight Champion-} - 9:24:13 PM on 08/29/2006

Promotional Segment - CreatureWrestling - 6:12:01 PM on 08/08/2006

ECF X-Treme Hardcore Championship: Lia Doomas VS Krash(c) - CreatureWrestling - 6:10:46 PM on 08/08/2006

The True Hardcore champion is here - ===* KRASH *=== The Ecf Hardcore Champion - 7:32:41 PM on 08/14/2006

Coming Towards the ring... - Lia Doomas - 7:55:43 PM on 08/20/2006

Bloody Knuckles - Lia Doomas - 10:41:00 PM on 08/21/2006

That Bloody HURTS! - Krash - 3:05:10 AM on 08/25/2006

And the blood ballshing... BASHING CONTINUES! - Lia Doomas - 10:38:43 PM on 08/25/2006

O.O - Krash - 1:54:32 AM on 09/04/2006

The Pin.. - Lia Doomas - 10:23:27 PM on 09/20/2006

Special: The ECF Challenge - CreatureWrestling - 6:09:32 PM on 08/08/2006

Giving EVERYONE What They Need... - Kevin McKain {=ECF=DP=} - 5:25:40 AM on 08/09/2006

CW Hardcore Battle Royale - CreatureWrestling - 5:28:33 AM on 08/09/2006

Oh RLY?......... but guess what, YOUR GUNNA DIE FOR MEH!! - KIZMÄT (CWE DP) - 10:44:01 PM on 08/09/2006

I got ur BITCH right here MOTHER.... - RuKKuS - 11:02:28 PM on 08/10/2006

Yay....more losers....The King Hath Arrived. BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP TRUE GREATNESS!!!!! - King Gojinn {-CWE Heavyweight Champion-} - 2:54:14 AM on 08/12/2006

Riiiight...Well.... - Kevin McKain {=ECF=DP=} - 9:35:13 PM on 08/29/2006

IT AIN'T OVER YET!! (Kinda Graphic :X ) - KIZMÄT (CWE DP) - 6:09:40 PM on 09/09/2006

CW IC Championship: Pimp(c) VS Tiger VS Darkspade - CreatureWrestling - 6:08:35 PM on 08/08/2006

Tha champ is here ! - []D[][]V[][]D((Dx/IC Champ)) - 10:25:35 PM on 08/10/2006

So it Begins..... - † - 7:00:52 AM on 08/20/2006

. . . and it continues . . . - []D[][]V[][]D - 1:36:43 PM on 08/22/2006

IT SURE F'N DOES!!!!!! - DARKSPADE - 9:01:53 PM on 08/26/2006

as Spade comes down. . . - []D[][]V[][]D - 1:26:13 PM on 09/02/2006

CWE World Heavyweight Championship: Gojinn(c) VS ??? - CreatureWrestling - 6:06:46 PM on 08/08/2006

This is G-Town! Ain't No One Beating The King! - King Gojinn {-CWE Heavyweight Champion-} - 3:35:55 AM on 08/09/2006

Think Again Villain! - ??? ????? - 4:24:34 AM on 08/09/2006

Can I Just Kill You Now...'Cause That Was So Lame. - King Gojinn {-CWE Heavyweight Champion-} - 3:26:04 AM on 08/11/2006

Pssssh. If You Can Catch Me. - The Eagle - 7:56:38 AM on 08/12/2006

Die. - King Gojinn {-CWE Heavyweight Champion-} - 10:27:28 AM on 08/12/2006

I'll Oblige...or Will I? - The Eagle - 9:58:27 PM on 08/29/2006

CW Undisputed Championship: Torment Compartment - CreatureWrestling - 6:05:12 PM on 08/08/2006

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