CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 12:38 am on Aug 21, 2006 by: King Gojinn {-CWE Heavyweight Champion-}

Bow Down.

”I Will Never See Any Side of Heaven…

…I have Walked For Miles Through a Blazing Hell…”

And then the stage EXPLODES!!! Golden fireworks launch off in all directions, and the ring even explodes with them!!! Richard smiles, knowing the entrance of the King of CW, and as the tron blazes to life in the pitch black arena, he awaits the spotlight to shine down upon the stage, and the strobes to begin. But…this doesn’t happen, instead, a spotlight shines high above the ring to the rafters!

A figure standing with a sleeveless, black hooded trench; extends his arms and leans over the railing, slowly falling over, and quickly doubling back, so his feet hand down, as two powerful black wings extend outward, letting him descend gracefully upon the ring. The crowd was loud before, but Richard Arcane could not believe the sound he was hearing!! The ring was literally trembling!

Grinning, the figure, slowly removed its huge hood, and produced yet again that platinum microphone that made the crowd go wild!!

The King of CW grins, and looks around, before turning to Richard Arcane, with a most evil, and yet still playful grin…

LLLLLLLLLADIES and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages…the one and only CW proudly brings to you, it’s CWE Heavyweight champion, and UNDISPUTED KING OF THE WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!!!!!

He pauses for just a moment…

Well… what’s my name?! LET ME HEAR YOU DEATH VALLEY!!!!!

He leaned up against the ropes, holding the mic out for them all to scream his name….

Crowd: KING GOJINNNNNNNNN!!!!!

That’s what I’m TALKIN’ about! You see… it’s because of you that I’m going to be the UNDISPUTED CHAMPION by the end of the night… and no Richy Rich, I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout you. I’m talking about the millions of fans watching the King right now! You see… whether it was cheering or booing, you pu--

Well, I’ve done that speech one too many times actually so fuck it.

We’re gonna skip right into Phase 2 Arcane! I’ve come, I’ve conquered, and now tonight, I’m gonna take what’s mine. DarkSpade…Pimp…Rukkus…they’re all just in my way to glory… AND NOT ONE OF THEM WILL STOP ME!!!!

Let’s get one thing straight right fuckin’ now! I am the KING. That means I’m higher up… better than you all, because I’ve kicked ass to do so! I earned my Undisputed Championship, and got FUCKED out of it by a blood sucking psycho and that demented dead man.

I’m worked since I got back. I said I didn’t want it handed to me, and I’ve KICKED ASS FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY!

IF YOU DON’T GET OUT OF MY WAY AND BOW DOWN I’LL MAKE YOU BOW DOWN!! I AM THE SUICIDAL DAREDEVIL! THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER TO WALK THE HALLS OF CW! I’VE NEVER BACKED DOWN TO ANYONE OR ANYTHING EVER! I’VE LIVED UP TO EVERY CHALLENGE AND EVERY OBSTACLE! I PUT THE BOURGEOISIE DOWN LIKE DOGS WHEN THEY STOOD UP AGAINST ME! MONOPOLY CRUMBLED BENEATH THE FEET OF THE OUTSIDERZ AND ELITE FELL APART BEFORE MY EYES!

BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME! THE NEXT UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF THE CW!!!!!!

Richard seemed shaken by the furious rant of Gojinn, as he stared into the camera, and then looked around at the roaring crowd!!

The King lowers the mic, heavy breaths entering and exiting his chest, while beads of sweat dripped off his head from the immense heat in the arena. Suddenly that grin returned, as he turned to Richard…

(Still open I guess =D)