The blood flowed as the red lights took over the arena. On stage, a burning glyph formed- and Kizmat emerged from the doors of hell itself! Piercing down upon the human race from the top of the stage- the Lord of Blood throws his cape to the side and stares a hole into McKain that almost makes him shit himself!!

J.R: Oh come on damnit!

King: Ahahahahhahaah!

J.R: This is a mockery!

Sure enough it is. The Kizmat that came forth from under the stage was a midget. He waddled down to the ring, drooling red dye and snarling at the fans who laughed. He climbed… literally, the staircase, and lay down on the mat to roll under the ropes. He ran over to Kevin, who danced off to the side, watching as “Kizmat” tripped and fell over himself, smashing face first to the mat. McKain had to keep from doubling over with laughter, as the midget stood up and demanded a microphone!

Nice of you to show up.

“Kizzy”: How dare you come on my show and insult me you wretched little bastard! I’ll slit your throat and drink the blood dry!! I’ll make you suffer!! ANA NATRIXATCTASGSRGSDGCV ABABABABABABAAAAAAAAAA

Kevin laughs his ass off, using the turnbuckle to hold himself up!!! The midget is highly offended.

“Kizzy”: How dare you mock me you mother fucker!!! I’ll send your ass to hell for doing this on my show!!! I’ll kill you where you stand and let security drag your body to the garbage heap out back!!!

Okay little guy…settle down. It may be your show, but we all know that mine dominates this shitfest. ECF had no real leaders- even you failed. I’m bringing it back with style, and the people love it! My name is McKain, and that’s the reason the ECF is as dominant as it is.

”Kizzy” rushes in for a tackle, but falls again and starts crying!!

“Kizzy”: I’m a closet gay!!! The CWE sucks!!! There’s so much wrong with me!!! Mommy never loved meeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

The fans find this scene hilarious. They begin laughing, just as Kevin does.

Well if that wasn’t obvious enough… but why are you saying all this now?

“Kizzy”: Because I‘m in love with you!!!! If we fight, you’ll kill me!! I don’t want to die!! Let me be your man servant forevermore!!!!! ANAAAAAA NATRRRRRRABABABABABABABAAAAAAA!!!!!~!

Well I’ll have to think about it.

McKain leans back, practically crying from all the laughter now..