McKain: Hahaha!! oh my gawd.. okay so, Awh hum... Kizzy. So seriously what did your mommy do to you to make you look so goddamn gay!!


"Kizzy": WELLLLLLLLL you sexpool piece of shit!! I was sexually abused and used as a child over and over again by mommy dearst! and I lost all interest in women. That last girlyfriend wasn't a real woman.. even too manly for my blood!... so that one didn't count! But you get the picture.... SUCK MY BALLS FOR ME!!!

::The fans uproar in a sea of laughs.... McKain couldn't help himself. The music then came back on.




McKain: Aight little rugbat. It's time for you to go...




The lights flickered and a woman in the front row screamed! McKain turned around and two giant hands comes ripping through the canvas underneath the midget!! and drags it down into a hole full of smoltering heat and red light! McKain double takes and then slowly approached the hole in the floor. Then, the music really becomes errie. And a waterfall of blood comes falling from the celing creating a cage of gore. McKain was scared shitless!!!


McKain: Hollly get me outta here!!!


He turns around and another hole erupts infront of him!!! and out emerged the REAL Lord of Blood... Kizmat! He methodically stares down the ECF DP... and takes out the midget's severed blood drenched hand which still held the microphone! McKain fell on his hump and looked up in fear









KIZMÄT: It's ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAA NATRAX you dogpile piece of shit!



::Kizmat clenched ahold of McKain's collar and drags him up to his blood soaked drewling mouth. Where, he opened to expose his twisted and curled fangs::




KIZMÄT: Now it's time for me to ask you some questions.


An overwhelming urge came over McKain's mouth to open and speak. He didn't know what was happening and the words that came spewling out of his mouth where not of his own! When in fact, Kizmat controlled the life force inside of McKain like a mindless puppet! The fans didn't know what was going on but they heard what was said on the microphone....


KIZMÄT: What was that? ECF has no leaders... that'd explain it's LACK of leadership. Why it's very history is filled with hairy tited monkies... and over-cliché faggots that overuse their "supernatural" hocus-pocus to win over tickets to sold out elementry auditoriums! Because you dorks don't have the T.A.L.E.N.T



"McKain": Why it SURE is!!! Mr. Lord of Blood... is it okay if I can kiss your ass?

((McKain thinks to himself... "WTF I didn't say that!?))


KIZMÄT: Oh no no no... I have enough people kissing my ass. It's already trajic that ECF is a shithole. But maybe this one-time exception?


"McKain": Pwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweasssee!!! PLEASE letme kiss your decayed pale tush!!!! I want so bad to taste what DIES for you!!!


((McKain: OHhhh heeellllllllllllsssss no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DID NOT SAY THAT1!!!!!))


::Kizmat snickers! and the fans are screaming for McKain to KISS Kizzy ass crack!!!! To the overwhelming response of the fans.... Kizmat had no other choice but to appeal to them!::


KIZMÄT: Before you take a sniff and a lick of my fine ASS, why don't you really tell what ECF stands for? I think we all would like to know, you mother fucker!



The mic is pushed up to McKain's mouth... and as the words came out... McKain's eyeballs widen!!!

"McKain": Why it stands for EXTREMELY CRUDE FOOKING!!!!!!!

Fans: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

KIZMÄT: Woah... on second thought. I don't want you ANYWHERE NEAR MY ASS!! So instead, how about YOU kiss the ass of this golden wonder!! GOLDYKE!!!!!




((McKain: Kizmat!! I am going to kill you!!! NO DON'T DO ETTTTTTTTTT!!!!!))






STOP MUSIC:




NOW... Play this beauty ~.^:
















::Suddenly, the lights dimmed and it was covered with golden glitter! And sure enough, on the top of the stage was BEBRA!! In all of her GORGEOUS glory!!! Kizmat dragged a kicking McKain to the center of the ring....


KIZMÄT: Goldyke!!! Oh Goldyke... we got a fan of your WIDE LOAD ASS and wants to take it ALL IN!!



::Goldy spanked that creamy gigly puffed fine, white PIMPLED and black-headed.. opps.. slippery white black-headed... ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssss...sssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssss


Bebra: TEEE EEE HEEE TEEEEH HEEE HEE!!! In my BELLYWELLY!!!! TEE HEEE!!



::Kizmat pierces down at a defenseless McKain. And whispers in his ear.


KIZMÄT: Well, maybe your right about one thing. Goldyke in the CWE is one SICK puppy. But hey, it does have it's advantages!!!!!





................ Kizmat watches in horror... as the behemoth tried her damn best to get up that first step... she just took ahold of a chunk of her own body fat in her arms and lifted them up on the apron as a sorta-of-hookshot. She eased under the entire right side of the ring and got in! She lifted her belly welly and the ropes stapped back to where they were. Kizmat shook his head and then took McKain up to her crack ass.



KIZMÄT: Any last words?



((McKain: If you make me KISS that ass.. Kizmat.... I will make you REGRET IT!!!))

"McKain": Why Yes (in a girly tone)... I am honored to kiss this fine dyke ass. Because that's the closest I've ever been to some pus...




And then, suddenly, the effects of Kizmat's power wore and right before Goldyke lowered her panties... McKain jumped away and then fell on the floor! he turned around and clawed out of the ring!!!! Kizmat looked down with a snicker.


McKain: You... you SICK BASTARD! you know what this PROVES how fucked up the CWE is! How... how you employ... well.. THAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!!!!



::Goldy spanked her ass and looked at Kizmat and then back at McKain::

Bebra: That's DIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAA!!! DIVVVAAAAAAAAAA up in here TEE HEE!! don't you EVERA forget it too!!! **SPANK**


Kizmat takes the midget's hand off of the mic and vanished and appeared behind McKain who was walking backwards up to the steps


KIZMÄT: How about if we do it this way. You think that outside interference caused your lil show to be fucked... well, why don't you solve this once and for all in that ring on CM6? No Goldykes... no midgets... just purely once and for all bitch.. who is the one and real best brand. Because rest assured little human being, I could have easily made you kiss that ugly fatass up in that ring tonight.


::Kizmat awaits a response!::