Posted at 9:40 pm on Jun 29, 2006 by:
CreatureWrestling
MADCWE IS LIVE!
LIVE!! From San Andreas, California!!
It begins again! The moment you tunned into CWnet the CWE logo illuminated brightly and goosebumbs where felt throughout your body!! The logo faded to an assortment of the greats of CreatureWrestling then the NEW blood spilled on screen! Shots of Krash flying off the top of the turnbuckle and crushing Soultaker into the mat! Shots of Richard Arcane comming down the asile with the banner of the CW in the background.... Lia Doomas is seen on your screen in her utmost beauty and then her kiss of death pans to another transition to the KING Gojinn!!
Suddenly, the lights flicker and a haunting bong echos.... the face of the morbid Darkspade comes into view and then is quickly interrupted by Gojinn slamming a steel chair straight in the back of His Unholiness!!!
Pimp then arrives in his pimp mobile with hos!!! He hops out of his vehicle and starts pounding into both Darkspade and Gojinn. As if that wasn't explosive enough... the rising megastar Derek Steel appears onstage with his fubu jersey. He tears it off and punchs towards the camera!! the entire scene breaks off like glass and then a series of random footage of CreatureWrestling Megastars shot off one by one!!
Then the climax... in the ring, all of the megastars are pounding into each other..... and then, a lone figure comes out from the backstage..... fire explodes and then....... the face, of the LOOOOOOOOOOOORDDDD of Blood is revieled!!! He runs to the ring and then jumps on the apron! he points to everybody in the ring untill he gestures cutting his throat!! Blood then rains on everybody in the ring and then the CWE logo appears ontop of that!!!
After that outrageous introduction, the scene opens wide with thousands upon thousands in attendance!!! The CW never looked so good!! By ringside where JR, King and The Cat!!!
JR: It's here again!!! Your fears have come alive......... for MADCWE is MOST CERTAINLY ALIVE AND KICK'N ASS LIKE NO ONE ELSE CAN!! We have re-aligned and focused on Creature Wrestling!!
King: It most certainly is good ol' JR!!! It's great to be back on MADCWE and tonight we will be unleashing the new blood along with many legends!
The Cat: WHAA!?!?! Where am I fella's?? Oh that's right.. this is douba douba gum Federation where if you blow a bubble your bound to get piss drunk... huh? wwhat was I say'n? I can't think of anything after last night. Man whatever ya do, if you get a date with a 6 ton rino........ DO NOT TAKE HER OUT TO THE SUSHI BAR!!! GGoooodddammmn that dyke can eat!!!!
JR: Ummmmm.
King: :O
JR: We'll just forget about him... awh hmm... In the main event.. the CreatureWrestling IC Championship is finally released and on the line!!! Pimp, Krash and the mysterious and hilarious kiss of death.... Lia Doomas will be battling!! Only one will walk out as the CW IC Champion!!!
King: The greatest newcomer to walk the CW asile in a loooong time... Derek Steel will be proving himself for the final time as he fights the legendary Darkspade for the first ever CWE World Heavyweight Championship!!!!
JR: Yiikkess.... and it is no mystery folks that Gojinn is here and ready to kick some ass!!! But does he have his work cut out for him when his first match in the CW for over 5 months is against a CW Legend... Tiger of the original DX!!!!!
King: It's a classic CWE is MAD..... as MADCWE brings you the very BEST in our business!! this and a whole lot more is tonight!!!! GET READY
