CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 8:09 pm on Jun 30, 2006 by: KIZMÄT (CWE DP)

Come... and DIE FOR ME!!

Lilian Garcia: For those in attendance and watching on TV.... may I introduce to you............ The Lord of Blood! KIZMAT!!

The creature tron ignited with images of Kizmat tearing his opponets a part through tables, ladders, cermet trucks, cars, and even through the ring itself with the deadly Godamnation Driver!!! A huge explosion of fire bursts on stage and from the hellfire come forth the demi-godly Kizmat!!! The Lord of Blood stopped on stage and blood from a victim was dripping from his mouth to the floor. Kizmat dropped to his knees and raised his hands - with his two middle fingers folded- symbolizing satan! Blood pours from the sides of the creature tron! we saw Kizmat's intro footage through blood.... and so, Kizmat rose to his feet- towering above all. Marching towards the ring- his blood soaked cape flapped in the rising fog- and once he entered the ring fire exploded several times untill he finally gestured slitting his throat! The lights came abruptly on and he takes a mic to his lips

KIZMÄT: WELCOME INSOLENT WHORES!!! Come dwell in the CARNAGE that I have laid out for you tonight!! The entire roster is here and boy they will Kick ASS! I guaran-dam-tee it! Annnnnnnnnnaaa Natrax! The CW IC Title is on the line! the second best belt any Creature of the Night can hold on this pitaful planet. And CWE's very own exclusive belt.... the World Heavyweight championship will also be on the line against that lucky bitch Derek Steel.... and The Unwholy full of... AAAnnnnnnd speaking of shit, Princess Gojinn is in his first match in MONTHS... against Kitten of Dea.. I mean Tiger of Death!!!!

[ Kizmat snarls as he chuckles under his breath ]

Cannn you tell I absoultely LOATHE YOU ALL!! But I truely love the money and ratings over the ECF!! Keep watching because Gojinn will be torn a part like a paper doll tonight........... and that's just the tip of the iceberg... because yours truely will put a sudden end to the "most intimating" piece of garbage heep trash that ever walked!! I speak of Evanglioistier... or whohellcares, IT'S ASS IS MINE!!! Mwwhhaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!