Posted at 3:30 am on Apr 19, 2010 by:
Gunther (European Sex GOD)
Meanwhiles...
(TF: Day Time - Somewhere at the beach bar)
The scene is in slow motion and the first thing we see is Gunther sipping a pina colada with a purple umbrella and a pineapple as big as a ding dong smushed into the side of the rim...... AWH!!!
Gunther turns slowly towards the camera and PUCKERS HIS RED AND AWAITING MOIST LIPS!!! From out of nowhere, his luscious SMEXY Sunshine Gurls storm out and rub their bods up and down Gunther's smexy spaghetti thin limbs... However, Gunther just stared out into outer space as if the gurls performing strip teases were not there!!! Gunther oozed off of the bar stool and then pluffed his long disco shirt collar and then thrust his fist up to his chest as Micheal Cole came up to the Sex GOD!!! As the Sunshine gurls where doing the ding dong... and Gunther was mesmerized by his good looks- Micheal speaks...
Micheal Cole: Um.... hi.. Gunther a small morsel of your time is needed... but tonight you will be performing for us all here tonight at Miami beach is there any chance you will be singing the Ding Dong Song? Or perhaps Pleasure Man? Or my personal favorite, Tutti Frutti Summa Luv????
Gunther stops bopping his head back doing the ding dong and the lowers his shades just enough to look at Micheal Cole's sorry ass smug of a face
Gunther: Mmmmmmmmmm..... I AM SOOO SEXY TONIGHTS!!!
"Oooooooooooohh... my DING DING DONG!!"
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=CW Presents= - CreatureWrestling - 3:25:49 PM on 04/17/2010
