Posted at 3:06 am on Apr 20, 2010 by:
Gunther (European Sex GOD)
AWHHHH Nows for wut you ALLS been waiting fors.....
Lauren C. Mayhew: Bannas and Melonas... it is CW's pleasure to introduce to you...... the SMEXY.... THE PLEASURE MAN.... HE IS THE EUROPEAN SEX GOD...... GUNTHER WITH HIS SUNSHINE GURLS!!!
The fans were on their feet as the stage lit up with pink fog and strobe lights shinning. Gunther oooooooooooooooozessssssssss out from the stage with an army of his SMEXY Sunshine Gurls!! even Shaniqua was present as she tried to do the Ding Dong with her big phat pimpled up BOOTIE!!! Gunther was elaborately dressed in a creamy white suit and gold rayband sunglasses... even his mullet had gold glitter.... for this was HIS NIGHT TO PERFORM!!! Gunther promply puckers his lips at the camera and then with his beauties boping their heads back and forth executing the best Ding Dongs ever seen... Gunther firmly grabs the stem of the mic and places it softly to his blistered up red lips.....
Gunther: AWH..... I am sooooooo SEXY and HAWT Tonights Yes? Awh.... Sooooo Miami... are you HORNY???? ARE YOU HORNY AND READY FOR SOME SEX AND CHAMPAGNE YES??? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I KNOWS THAT I AMS!! I am not only the SMEXIST WRESTLER in the world... but I ams the EUROPEAN SEX GOD!! Hola hola... Nows get ready and bes mesmerized by my smexyness as I perform to you alls my smexy sounds of LOVE!!!
"Oooooooooooohh... my DING DING DONG!!"
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=CW Presents= - CreatureWrestling - 3:25:49 PM on 04/17/2010
