Suddenly.... as the bell rings and all of the participants are in the ring..... a big disco light ball comes down!!! A horde of sunshine girls cartwheel into the ring and they push Charon, Eagle, Red Spyder, Seer and Chaos to the sides to allow the euro sex god some space to sing and DANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gunther: Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! YOU TOUCHED MY TRA LA LA LA......
Fans: MY DING DING DONG!!! W000TTT GUNTHER!!!
Gunther: Oh, you touch my tralala, mm my ding ding dong. la lalala lalala....
Charon tilted her head as a sunshine girl was dancing infront of her and giggling her tits back and forth!
Gunther: Oh, you touch my tralala la lalala lalala.... mm, my ding ding dong. la lalala lalala....
Seer on the other side of the ring was a dirty old man!!! he had his head embeded in a sunshine girl's boobies while another one was slapping him in the butt!!!
Gunther: Deep in the night i'm looking for some fun,
deep in the night i'm looking for some love. dedededeep in the night i'm looking for some fun, deep in the night i'm looking for some...
Fans: FUCK!!!!!
Eagle was trying to force himself at Gunther on the other hand... but a blonde sunshine girl came up and then did a lap dance!
Red Spyder got some lov'n too!!! while he didn't want to have anything to do with this..... 3 sunshine girls came up to him and tried to get him to dance with them! Suddenly, Red Spyder slammed their heads together and they fell to the ground in a bloody mess....
even Chaos got some hanky panky when a sunshine girl took his enforcer by the head and almost put the entire thing in her throat.
AND ALL THE WHILE.... Gunther was dancing and bopping his head back and forth!!! he kept on puckering his lips at the camera and grabbing his ding dong as he said "Ding Ding Dong." Hell even King was up and he was giggling his body around in that pumpkin suit!
King: WOOTT!!!! TOUCH MY TRA LA LA JR!!! IT'S FUN!!!
::JR slaps his head:: JR: What the hell is this? A match or a concert? I thought this was a mini battle royale!!!! Who starts a match with a concert in the ring!!!!
::two sunshine girls come down to King and then accompany him. King was oblivious to what JR just said two second ago:: King: Huh?? what was that... LADIES YOU WANT SOME BANANAS TO GO WITH YOUR MELONAS?!?! HA HA HA!!!
Gunther stopped in the ring as the camera then zoomed in on his lips.... he sticks his tongue out and then licks his lips as he then begins to sing again! Strobe lights are dazzling back and forth - Gunther was literately performing in the ring and the fans completely forgot that this was a battle royale!!!!
Suddenly, Gunther held up his mic in the ring.... and thousands of balloons fall from the raptors!!! Charon picked up a balloon and saw that it had a picture of Gunther puckering his lips!!!!
((ooc: I am the king of shock you know that right? :P))
