Charon, Red, Eagle, Chaos and Gunther where in the ring staring at each other.... suddenly, you hear a big slam somewhere. The C-tron lights up outside of the arena. A carboad box was moving by a dumpster... and as the camera got close AN OLD MAN SPRINGS OUT FROM THE CARBOARD HOME!!!




A security office comes out from the side entrance and points at the old hobo....



Security Guard: HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING SLEEPING OUTSIDE HERE!.... GOODDAMMN... WHAT SMELLS






Old Man: *cough*... I ermm... I was invited huueeerr huuuerr.... I am in a match!




Security Guard: Ummm yeah right.


[[The old man points to the trailors]]
Old Man: OH MY GAWDDDDD WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE!!!



The security guard looks over and then the old man took out his bottle of urine and opened it- drenched it on the guard!!! the stinch then foams on his face and you can hear the video camera man cough as the fumes where overbearing!!! the officer falls to the ground and he's face is burning on fire! a EMT comes out to see what is happening... that was when the old man ran inside the backdoor in the distractions....





A few minutes passed... and then.... a familar song plays!!!








Howard Finkel: And now... introducing.... Seer D'Giabanv IX!!!





This really surprised the wrestlers... especially Charon. Immediately Charon thought of one man behind this............... Mortismere!!! Then as announced.... the old man we saw on the c-tron stumbles out of the ring. He has on his dirty gray robes and is coughing...... The fans try and get away as he lunges over the railing.....

SEER BARFS ALL OVER THE FANS!!!!

The sick perverted old man then takes a piece of his robe and tries to whipe off some of the barf from a woman's breast.... even though she didn't have any barf on her and she was on the other side of the railing where he DID barf.... but anyho..... Seer wobbles back and forth to the ring where he rolled in under the ropes. Seer is smiling with his black teeth right at Charon...... and then picked his nose!




Finally... the match was about to begin!