Posted at 4:58 am on Aug 28, 2017 by:
Alexander R Arcane II
Oh GAWD
Alex couldn't see too much into the room- but it was oddly familiar.... just as some movement was happening in the room, Botch felt something squirming in between his butt checks, it was stale shit, and in need of digging in deep to remove the shit that got stuck inside of his ass to remedy the blistering rash feeling!!! Suddenly, Botch flexed his peaks and could not hold onto Alex much longer! Botch bent down to dig deep into his ass which left Alex dangling on the window sill. Alex was holding on for dear life for awhile until he manages to pull himself up on to the window sill.... Alex turned around slightly to see Botch bent over with Gunther digging all of the treasures that were lodged in Botch's ass... there was something stuck up there holding all of the shit in place but what?
Before Alex could scream out to the idiots down below.... Voices are heard louder than ever... Alexander places his ear on the window to listen in....
One of the figures which emerged was the past Alexander... he walks into a room where a circular stone table existed.... and across the table were unusual etchings written in an ancient language... but more surprisingly... in the center of the stone tablet was the Creature Wrestling Undisputed title and the broken remains of a dark title- where- the only clue of it's purpose lie in the scattering letters.... U N D E R W O R L D.
The man who allowed Alexander to enter within promptly asks for Alexander to take a seat... which Alex did... and the man then removes it's cowl from his face. However. The view only showed what was behind of this man... we do not and can not know he's identity.
???: I have assembled the pieces. They were not easy to do... but they are here. And as you can see, I have obtained your shipment. Are you ready for the evoking of the darkness? It shall forever and now bound the Creature of the Night championship held by it's legends alllll the way down to the original Creature of the Night Champion, Darkhag. The title that will be forged from the fiery inferno of hell and cooled by the soothing light of the heavens WILL have no equal. It will be the Absolute Undisputed Championship.
Alexander Arcane: I wish it to be so.
The view only shows the mouth of the man... and he produces a creepy smile.
???: Very good. There was a time long ago that this title was evoked. It was named the hand of God... specter of the Apocalypse.
By this time on the outside, Gunther had his right entire arm buried deeeeeeeeeppp inside of Botch's colon... "Mr. Senorita Botch... I can feel your tra la la... your ding a ling dong!!!!" said with glee... suddenly, Botch SCREAMS OUT LOUD "HUH?!!?!" sending off a wild roar of pain as Gunther grabs a hold of something stuck up there deep....
The noise can be heard even on the inside!!!!
Alex shockingly looked upward at the man and back at the title...
Alexander Arcane: That. That sounds oddly familiar, father. How do you know so much about these two title belts... what did Darkhag actually have? [Alex also hears the noise from outside] HEY! Did you hear that.... sounded like it came from the outside!!!
???: Hur..... I THOUGHT You said you were here a lone?!
Alex shockingly looked upward at the man and back at the title
Alexander Arcane: You know that I am not that dumb... But we need to check. it could be spies from the Technocracy.... they may know of my plot to end CreatureKind and not by the Hand of God.... Wait here, Aeean, before we conduct the ceremony.
Aeean lowers his hands over the titles..... the glyphs dim from almost glowing and radiating...
???: Anatrac... doename... Mourah Seema.... I see. I shall wait, but not too much longer.....
The scene then shifts back to Gunther who dislodges a big gigantic blob of massive slimy smelly green shit with some dick dogs stuck into it..... Botch turns around, relieved of the shit, then after licking off the shit off of Gunther's arms exposes his Soon-to-be Championship paper plate title..... but by this time the past Alexander exits out from the door of the warehouse looking around.... the present Alexander on the window sill softly whistles for the too buffoons to hide before they are discovered!!!! The craziness made Alex spinning out of control and then he accidentally falls through the window and into the building alarming Aeean Hades to his presence.... though, he was unaware that THIS Alex was the one from the present.....