Posted at 10:48 pm on Oct 24, 2017 by:
Alexander R Arcane II
The NEW Belt
Aeean scratched his horns and shook his head at Alexander... he actually did felt he needed to take a break from all of this and proceeded into the direction of his bedroom... in the meantime, Alexander could see at the far end of his sight two shadows rolling around in the adjacent room on the ground.... Alexander had a feeling what this was- and so he enters into the room to see Gunther and Botch 69ing each other for a dick dog that had rolled on the ground..... Alexander was FURIOUS!!!
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO!!!"
No answer... and Botch for some reason was peeing out of control... he got up, still pissing like a sprinkler, and flung his hands up into the air looking in the wrong direction "HUH!?" then, Gunther felt the vibes and bopped his head back and forth readying for a ding dong sing a long....
Meanwhile,
Aeean Hades enters into his bedroom... there was something odd in the air that he couldn't quite place his fingers on.... and then with a jump he leaped on his bed.... almost immediately the bed turn into a raft in a sea of acid stinky fart piss!!!!!!! Aeean was gasping for air when the non-time-traveling Alex suddenly bursts through the room and is surprised to also see Aeean in his room and not in the meditation room...
**While drowning in saturated stinging piss**
"DO YOU THINK THAT THIS IS FUNNY!!!!!!! HAVING ME COME IN HERE TO *gasp* SINK IN THIS SEA OF PISS!!!?"
The non-time-traveling Alex quickly high-tails out of there as Aeean was trying to escape the sea of piss bed....
At that time in the other room....
Botch finally turns around and around and around and around for the next 5 hours until he stumbles forward, still pissing and farting and vomitting while Gunther was singing... the time traveling Alex screams for Botch to stop but it was too late as Botch micropenis squirted out a waterfall of piss into the cauldron.... thinking this was soup.... Botch took his Soon-to-Be-Championship and dipped the championship into the cauldron but as he took his hand out.... the belt had vanished it was STUCK in the pot!!!
That was when it happened.... the pot boiled and rumbled.... Aeean by this time finally paddles out of the river of piss bed and hears the commotion... the time traveling Alex swiftly realizing what just happened caused him to then rip off Gunther's mullet and sprinkled some of Botch's piss on top of it... the three began to turn translucent and just as Aeean enters the room, seeing almost ghosts of Alex, Botch and Gunther.... did the cauldron explode revealing the new Absolute Undisputed Championship belt popping out from the pot!
Aeean shakes his head but so glad this was all over with.... and so he picked up the new belt and at the same time the non-time traveling Alex came back from all of the commotion....
"Errr... I am not sure what just happened BUT! behold..... THE ABSOLUTE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!"
Alexander smiled and noticed that the belt smelt like piss and shit.

