Posted at 3:56 am on Sep 1, 2017 by:
Botch Recliner
DOLLAR IF YA BEER ME!
"That was quick," Aeean said, looking at Alex curiously. "Everything okay then?"
Back pressed against the window, Alex quickly nodded. "Everything's fine. No one's there. Must have just been a stray cat." He added a broad smile, hoping it be enough to convince Aeean.
After a moment of consideration, Aeean nodded. "Okay then. Back to business..."
Outside, the Alexander Arcane of the... past? Present? The Alexander Arcane who hadn't just time traveled was making his way around to the alleyway. He could hear grunting and reached into his jacket where a gun was concealed. He didn't expect he'd end up feeling like using the gun on himself after what he was about to discover.
In the middle of the alley, one man was anally fisting another. The man who was being fisted let out a loud moan, shooting a long squirt of what was either cum or piss.
Alex immediately recoiled and shouted, "Get the fuck out of here! Go do that at the homeless shelter! You're part of why this city's becoming such a dump!"
Startled, the man being fisted let out a loud fart around the arm of the man fisting him. Still attached, they ran, right at Alex. He couldn't get a good look at them due to the darkness of the alley, but he could see that the man being fisted was pissing, not cumming. Piss was flying everywhere as they ran and Alex tried to get away while shielding his face.
Right before they collided with Alex, Gunther grabbed Botch's micro penis ("HUH?") to bring him to a stop. Gunther realized it was his boss. No reason to run. Removing his fist from Botch's ass with a wet plop, he said, "Happy to see you, senorita! We thought you were the police! Mmm, I bet this big boy would like to see the police right now. Imagine what we could do to that ass with a nightstick! Oh my ding ding dong!"
Disgust and confusion were the main two things going through past/present/non-time traveling Alex's mind at that moment.
Inside the warehouse, Aeean heard the commotion and turned his attention away from the titles again to say, "What was that?! You said no one was out there!"
