((TF: At CW Platinum/Dark Farvest Festival))




JR: Oh... no... not again >.>

King: What is up with this guy! Why is he always Stoned Drunk!!!



A panel of beer cans stacked ontop of each other come crumbling down as Asstin lunges through them and falls flat on his ass!!! He looks dazed and then pops open a beer! he guzzles it down his throat and like the mighty rhinosaurous he hops up on his two feet and then sways back and forth trying his best to get to the ring.....



























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JR: /sigh... if your just tunning in... Stoned Drunk Steve Asstin just made his appearence and he's about 1/4 the way to the ring...


King: Man this song is getting on my nervous JR.... and for some strange reason, I want a beer!!!



Stoned Drunk is approached by Lilian Garcia... and she disgustingly hands him the mic instead of waiting for him to just GET to the ring



Stuned drunk: *hick* Y thanxs a buffile litle lazy... ladi... Whelp.... ol' Stuned drunk Wannnnaaa... tell ya sumthing but first letme gut mi beer.... yea weel... itz abut that SUM-OF-A-BAITCH.... Kebin McBitch.... YOU HURD ME!!!! I WAZ GENTIMENTLYLIKE BAKSTAGE ABUT MI DRUNK CHAMPIUNSHIP.... AND OL' BEHULD HE TIED TO GIT BETWWWWEN MI BUER... SO O'L STUNED DUNK SHUWED HOW STUNED STONED DRUNK CAN BE STONED DRUNK!!!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT BIATCHES!!!!! GODDDAMMIT I NEED NOTHER BEUR..... ANWAYZ I AM CALL'N THAT LAZY ASHOLE MCKEVEN OUT RIGHT NUW... OH LEAST LETEM FINISH DRUNKING MI BEER THAN YU MCKAIN CAN GIT OUTTA HERE AND ADDRESS MI POOPERLY CUZ TAT'S THE BUTTON PENNY SINCE STONED DRUNK IS SO DAMN STONED HE CAN'T RIMEMEBER WHERRE TA HELL MI BEURS GO!!!





**Stuned drunk awaits McKain**