*The lights flash & pulse, the music blares, the fans in the CW arena go nuts, coming through the curtain like a madman, rushing to the ring is...*


KING: OH GOD NO, I know that music...


JR: Yep King, hes back! HE'S BACK!!


*The Crock blows right by Chaos & walks down the ramp & into the ring, standing next to Stoned Drunk, the two shake hands & The Crock grabs a mic, looks up at Chaos & then around the arena...







"Finallyyy, THE CROCK has come back to Darkside... I mean CREATURE'S WRESTLING !!!"





CROCK: Now from what I hear it, u have a problem with my rambling, mumbling, drunk ass, wife beating friend of mine... is that correct?


*The Crock hands Stoned Cold another 2 beers, one for each hand... he sucks them down & throws the cans into the crowd*


CHAOS:: Yea, he's an annoying drunken asshole.


CROCK: Well let me ask u something, since The Crock has been away for so long... What IS ur name ?


CHAOS: Well asshole, my name is...



PUSH PLAY !


CROCK: Jabroni, I'm telling u this ONE TIME & ONE TIME ONLY... U mess with Stunned Drunk here & u have a problem with The Crock, The Creature's Champ !!