**eyes, red blood shot and his breath stinking like a dead skunk.... Asstin tries to hold upright but keeps leaning forward and everywhere inbetween!

Asssssstun iz Stoned drunk: WAT?? WAT..



::Kevin sighs and slaps his face::
.........um.. Drunk Championship... does that ring a bell?



Steffen Asstun: YAR. I WAZ GEST TE'LLING YA that..................................................................................................................................... .... .. .












Stoned Drunk: .................... LEST TUME I CHEKED MR DUSTY PROTRACTOR.............. TAT OL' STONED DRUNK IZ WANT'N HIZ GODDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMN I NEED A BUERR!!!!!!!


::: McKain turns around shaking his head disgusted.... Asstin waves his hands up in the air like a drunk'n bastard and then Lilian Garcia softly tossing a beer from the apron of the ring.... ........ Asstin tries to grab the beer but the 2 feet of distance was just too much for him to bare!!!!! ASSTIN not only misses the beer but it hits right smack into his.............::







King: Teabag JR?


JR: Don't mind if I do... oh... we're on? Oh hello welcome back to CWnet! Yeah.... Stoned Drunk IS STILL in the ring.... right about now he has missed his 67th beer thrown into the ring...

King ::Sips on his coffee:: McKain isn't happy about now.. oh shit, Asstin got a beer!!

JR: No... he's wabbling on the canvas floor sucking up the suds King...







Hey.... ASSTIN.. whoo hoo.. over here. Um, if you tell me what the heck you want then I got a whole truck load of Budweisers in the parking lot.... just, tell me what you want so I can get OUTTA HERE!!!





Stunned Drunkered: HUH?!!? wat... oh... BUER!!! WHY DIDN'T YA SAY SO SON!!! WELP OL' STONED DRUNK WANTS HIS...


::Suddenly.................................





































King: ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!! ACCKK!!!!! MY EYEEZZZ.. JR!! MY EYES THEIR BURNING LIKE THE PRESIDENT BUSH'S FAGGOT ASS!!!! HELP ME!!!!!

JR: Dear..... Gawddd.............. that ASS is HUGE!!!!! It's none other than...................













JR: BEBRA!!!!!






::: McKain smells something REALLY nasty and bio..... he turns around slowly and SHOCKS OFF ALMOST RUNNING INTO STONED DRUNK!!! He tries to cover his mouth watching the behemoth "TEE HEE" down that aisle in her TIGHT and GOLDEN g-string... showcasing her THICK........MILKY WAY...........................FAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!



::Bebra gets right up into McKain's face... supporting HER MAN.... Stoned Drunk!!!!


Bebra: What's up with this tee hee?? My MAN isn't good enuff for your ECF!!!!


WHAT ARE YOU NUTS TALKING ABOUT!?!


::Bebra spanks her ass::



Bebra: Haven't you been listening to my sugar lump.... he wants his Drunk title reinstated....