Sudden a dogpie o empti beur cans cumes thuming dow az ta Cya-Doublya dunk chapiouns tips a' falz oun ta stups... hiz muic blares n az hes luuks ats Japaner wuith hiz bludshot eyez........ . ... . . . .. .



::Lilin Garca hanz Asstun hiz jugo'beur.... Asstin pops opun a six-pac o' tat find lovealy BEUR and driks it dow hiz smeully beeur stunky throt::


Stuned Drunkard Steefeen Asstun: WHA? WHO... HOWS AND WHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII BBEEEEURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSS!!!!



Asstun yet agin turns overa to Lilin and he dazes az he gras ths beur from hur.... Asstun tries to bent hiz nek bacwuerds but hiz so drun that he the beur spills on ta fans below. Asstun flungs the empti buer can and grabs hi third buer and opuns it with hiz good tooth


:Jager gets pissed off waiting forever:


Jager: C'mun you so-van-bitch!!! Git ur ass up in hers u no true americano drunk!! gimme back my beur you BISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




::Steven Asstun's pats hiz drunk champiunship pelt tat rests wright ontup of Asstun's bowl of beur belly..... ands tuns to face Japper



Asstun: .......... .. ... ................ WEEELLLS ITZ KNOW TUME FUER ASSTUN LEMMMER TOS TELLS YOUS SUMTHING!!! Butt aftur I drunks mi beur!!!


::Jager hits his head and just abou had it. hes tries to get over ta tup rupe but his buer belly barely got over the thurd rope..... instad, Jagger gits on all furs and rolls back and furth to gets sum momentum and then Howard Finkal kicks Jagger with his good foot! Jagger is then rolled out of the run!!! Jagger colides untop Asstin drink'n hiz buers.... Asstun drops one of hiz beurs an takes a gandeur at Jagger.....







Stuned Drunkard: Wha the fook! yo phat assspieceofmonkayshit!!!! u made mi DROP MI BEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!


::Hell bent, suddanly Asstun goez to hit Jabber but mistes... Jappy bounces hix beur bellya into Asstun's beur belly!! wuth two buer bellies collinds into ONE buer bellya... well hell.... tat made it THREEE BEUR BEELLLLLLIEESSS!!!!!::





Asstun and Jabba the hut are on the floor huff'n and puff'n.... thers a beer gest out of reach!!! Zomg!!! Asstun kicks Jager in the balls and lunges to git that beur befure Jabs cans gits to itz furst!!!!