Sundlah, the lights all turn a bright GOLD and a BIG FAT FIGURE drips out of behind the stage curtains wearing nothing but TIGHT and skinny bra and poka-dotted panties. Bebra lets off a RWAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! allowing her 5lb turkey fling from underneath one of her layers of chins. Bebra rolls to the ring and shakes her arm at Jager



Bebra: GIT YOUR MITSS OF MY HUNEY BUNCH OF CEREOS... YOU MOUNTAIN GOAT!!!


**Dazzed and confuzzled... Jager widens his bludshot eyes at the gigantic woman....


JAger: waz tha hells iz that thung!? Iz must be stoned cuz I just saw a big fat gigantuan gorrilas!!!!!... eehh... eh... it's kindas sexa..ya.. acually.....


::Stuned drun Assstins gits to hiz drunk tile ans his BEURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR hes lookings over to jager... and sees hims wuth HIZ wife!!!!::









Austin Stoned drunk: Waaaatt taaaa heelllllz uuuuuu ddooiunnnngss... wuth MI WIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEE!!!!!!!! U sunv-va-biatch..........!!


Asstun gulps up hiz beuuerr.. and like popeyez his beurrr beeeelllyyaaa.... gits BIGUERRRR!!! Runnins like a heurd of nuttered sheeup hiz runnins atsins Japper!!!


meanswhiles...


Jager drips over the middle rupe and takes Bebra bys the hand and sloopers over her arm....


Bebra: UUuuu..hohohohooooooooooooooooooo... that tickles! TEEE HEEE! Can't ketchup my hubby like this.... so you better leave........



**something is huard far off... Jager looks around tying to see what...


Jagerr: I thinks I huerd sumethings.....


????: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU GGIIIITTTT OFOOFOFOFOFOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEE!!!!

Stoned drunk trups and lunches on his own fuoot and rught in-do into Jazzers BEURRRRRRRRRRRRRR BEEELYA! Jager thens in the suddun impap alung wuth Stoned drunk.... they alls falls down rught ontop of BEBRA!!! on tha outsdies!!!!!


JR: It's a Bebra sandwish!!!

King: Ewww.......... with mayonaise.