Jager: ORE! YOOOU HIT MER BALLRZ!

*asstin getzer up to reach his beur. Right before he gets urp he trips and stumbles right out of the ring.*

Asstin: WHEURS MY BEEEEURRRRRRR!?!?!?!!*thud*

*Jager gets urp holding his here ballz*

Jager: YEEARRRRR! JAGER GONE DRINK BEUR! And make out with bed bath and beyondbra! *looks at bebra watching in the crowd, and rubs his stomach*

*Jager makes it to the beer and picks it up. Next to it lies the drunk title and he also picks that up.*

Jager: IZ MY BEEEEEEUR! And gold dinner late....i hope its macaroni in VODKA SAUCE! HAR HARR HARR...get it?

*suddenly Stoned drunks eyes light up in fury*

Stoned: ITS MY BEEEEEUR!



*stoned knocks Jager down with a clotheline is an amaing burst of speed and split soberness. The beer gets knocked across the ring as asstin crawls toward it and the drunk title. Jager looks up and hallucinates seeing....*



Jager: IM GORNA KILL YOU YAR DARNG PENGUIN!