((ooc: I LOLed so hard @ work at you calling Spade that my boss looked over the pc monitor wondering wtf lol))

Everyone stops and looks at Spade's temper tantrum!
DS What? Well shit! I WAS trying to get some g'dam sleep and some g'dam alone time in my own g'dam home which btw.. I HAVEN'T BEEN TOO IN OVER A YEAR! and it's freak'n 3am in the g'dam morning WTH!

One of the Shadow Demons raises his hand... Spade reluctantly answers with a "Yessss?!"
SHADOWDEMON: WELL SENIOR SPADE DEATHEN. I ASSUME THE FATE OF YOUR WORLD CAN SUFFER ONE NIGHT'S SLEEP? BESIDES IT IS NOT AS IF THERE IS A SIGN OUTSIDE SAYING "COME ON IN FREE SEX AND BOOZE..."





























Suddenly, as the Shadow Demon finished... A man walks in with hawties on both arms!!





Gunther: Ohhh la la la! I heards thar was PINA COLDA AND HAWTIES!!












Spade slaps his face!
DS URGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Listen. LISTEN ALL OF YOU!! I just want a freak'n night BY MYSELF ALONE DAMMIT! MY PLACE ISN'T A FREAK'N TOURIST ATTRACTION!! GAWD YOU PEOPLE!!!!


Charon walks up with a BITCH SLAP SENDING SPADE SOARING TO THE FLOOR!!








***A hush filled the room as Spade was on the floor with a beat red handprint on his cheek!!***










Charon Death: NOW YOU LISTEN!!! ALL of you LISTEN!!

Everyone stopped what they were doing... including Gunther who had his face buried DEEP inside of a Sunshine gurl's cleavage!.....Charon continues to speak....