Posted at 5:51 am on Mar 21, 2010 by:
HOLLYWOOD HOOGAN
LETME TELL YA SUMTHIN!
As the announcer finished, the lights dimmed and a familiar song plays!! Hollywood Hoogan exits out from the stage waving his hands in an incoherant manner as if he lost the way to the toilet and then realizes that he is inside of an arena!!! Hollywood tries to flex his 2inch pythons but instead he bursts some vein in his swivled up noodle-looking arms. Hoogan wobbles down the aisle back and forth in a drunkarly manner while missing *high fives* with the fans.... finally, Hoogan reaches the ring and enters it by rolling underneath the bottom most ropes..... Hoogan runs in circles in the ring until he stops to catch some breath and takes the mic from the announcer.....
Hollywood Hoogan: LETME TELL YA SUMTHIN BRODER....... *cough* *WEEEEEZEEE** WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN WHEN THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAN GOES 10,000BC ON UR ARSHE BROTHA!?!!!?!??!! ANGEL... Goldyke... Gunther.. OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS!!!!!!! COME GIT SOME IF YA DIG YO!!!!
