Posted at 12:33 am on Apr 9, 2010 by:
Goldyke (SEX GOD Champion) w/ that cutie pies Chane McMahon
Fuzzy Dreams Presents......
Announcer: And now.............................. Weighing more than the empire state building and the country of China, India and the entire world combined.... SHE IS THE CW SEX GOD CHAMPION.... GOLDYKE!!!
The lights faded and everything was golden!!! Goldy strolled out from the backstage with the title tapped to one of her flabby belly layers with duct tape!!! her girth was so damn huge that the title looked like one those sticker titles you get when you buy an action figurine.... and then, Chane slowly walks behind her with his mouth covered with a handkerchief! Goldy skipped wobbled and rolled down to the ring WITH A SMILE SLAPPED ACROSS HER FACE!!!
After Goldy broke the steel steps trying to climb into the ring- Chane stirs as far away as possible from the behemoth and then grabs the mic....
Chane McMahon: HO HO HO HO you all think this is funny huh? Moebius you son-of-a-bitch you WILL get what is coming to you heh. Since it seems I am stuck [shudders as he looks at Goldy digging into her g-string to pull out a plate full of spaghetti] with babysitting shamu... I actually feel sorry for Kizmat!! ALL OF B4PRO IS OURS FOR TAKING!!! HA HA HA HA!!
