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Posted at 8:30 pm on Apr 3, 2011 by: DARKSPADE

Five NOs for you Simon!

ALL of the competitors aimed and shot their gun AT THE SAME EXACT TIME!!! As the beam of red light zipped through the air at supersonic speed.... Cowell just stood there sticking his tongue out at all of them.....

The intense lifesucking energy did it's worse very quickly upon impact and Cowell's body melted from the intensity of the rays. The camera slowly panned around Cowell as the rays of light met it's nexus..... straight into the cold heart of the most retarded piece of shit walking the Earth!

Simon Cowell: Hmm. Well that's my eyeball... how that pop out? Oh bloody helllllllllll....

As Cowell's body is sucked into the Earth in the wake a multicolored stream BURSTED out of from underneath the stage and STRAIGHT upward and through the roof of the auditorium! Before anybody moved in on the next stream... a familiar fat and ugly woman oozed out from the remains of Cowell's smoking flesh..... it was none other than............

Susan Boyle: Oi! Bloody hell it was HOT and sticky in there...

((ooc: I think you know what to do with her Charon lol))

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Other messages in this thread:

=CW Presents= - CreatureWrestling - 7:04:35 PM on 02/20/2011

CREATUREMANIA X: REVELATIONS - CreatureWrestling - 7:17:34 PM on 02/20/2011

Opening Segment - CreatureWrestling - 7:52:16 PM on 02/20/2011

Making his Arrival! - Richard Arcane (CW President) - 4:57:54 AM on 02/21/2011

THE DARKEST HOUR STRIKES! - - † - - 5:25:48 AM on 02/21/2011

Muuwhaaaaa.... - RuKKuS - 4:27:39 PM on 03/10/2011

Well. That sure was a SHOCKER! - DARKSPADE - 3:57:12 AM on 03/14/2011

Special Standpoint: Charon Death by Amile Bubilefark - CreatureWrestling - 7:51:28 PM on 02/20/2011

Making her grand entrance and introducing her guest. - Mrs. Amile Bubilefark - 4:26:21 AM on 02/28/2011

Arrives - Charon Death - 7:03:15 PM on 03/02/2011

AWH! YOU STARTLED ME - Mrs. Amile Bubilefark - 6:17:51 AM on 03/03/2011

A few answers - Charon Death - 7:02:43 PM on 03/07/2011

What NERVE! - Mrs. Amile Bubilefark - 4:34:30 AM on 03/11/2011

What did you say? - Charon Death - 5:06:46 PM on 03/11/2011

Unsanctioned Match: Charon Death VS Kizmat - CreatureWrestling - 7:50:32 PM on 02/20/2011

Time for some nom noms! - KIZMÄT (King of Pain) w/ Seer - 6:59:02 PM on 02/22/2011

Arriving - Charon Death - 7:03:09 PM on 02/24/2011

Tonight is a very good day too.... - ????? - 5:37:46 AM on 02/25/2011

DIE FOR US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - KIZMÄT - 6:05:54 AM on 02/25/2011

Grinning - Charon Death - 6:44:46 PM on 03/02/2011

No Nom Noms for You. - KIZMÄT - 2:11:45 AM on 03/03/2011

Oh say you didn't try that - Charon Death - 7:10:21 PM on 03/07/2011

Dem NOM NOMS... NOM NOM! ~.^ - KIZMÄT - 5:49:43 AM on 03/11/2011

ACK!! - Charon Death - 5:14:36 PM on 03/11/2011

After tonight NO ONE will use the words NOM NOMS in quite the same way!!! LOL - KIZMÄT - 3:49:43 PM on 03/12/2011

The End is nigh - Charon Death - 7:05:57 PM on 03/20/2011

O.O Holy SH^T That's Nasteh.... (MA) - KIZMÄT & Charon Death - 4:18:39 AM on 03/22/2011

Main Event: The Absolute Undisputed Championship - CreatureWrestling - 7:48:42 PM on 02/20/2011

Final Location: Greenwich, Connecticut - CreatureWrestling - 3:15:28 AM on 04/09/2011

A Choice to Make - Reverend Jones (NSA President) - 3:40:53 AM on 04/09/2011

Well, well, well..... - Charon Death - 6:43:13 PM on 04/09/2011

Heyyyyy where are you pointing that gun at! - DARKSPADE - 2:21:53 PM on 04/10/2011

Scramble! - Charon Death - 7:07:51 PM on 04/10/2011

Well shit. That wasn't very nice - DARKSPADE - 1:39:04 AM on 04/11/2011

A means to an end - Charon Death - 7:03:22 PM on 04/11/2011

Location #3: Tripoli, Libya - CreatureWrestling - 3:49:09 AM on 04/04/2011

Things really pick up now.... - DARKSPADE - 4:07:08 AM on 04/04/2011

Chaos reigns - Charon Death - 5:23:40 PM on 04/05/2011

Battlefield Charlie O.o - DARKSPADE - 3:01:13 AM on 04/06/2011

The two targets - Charon Death - 8:49:48 PM on 04/07/2011

Xmas Coming Early - DARKSPADE - 3:08:22 AM on 04/09/2011

Match Continues.... - CreatureWrestling - 3:16:31 AM on 04/09/2011

Location #2: London, England - CreatureWrestling - 2:56:56 AM on 03/28/2011

X-Factor Auditions - NSA TV - 3:20:43 AM on 03/28/2011

On the trail - Charon Death - 9:02:25 PM on 04/01/2011

Not much of a singer..... - DARKSPADE - 3:29:08 PM on 04/03/2011

Hmmmmm...... - Charon Death - 7:42:01 PM on 04/03/2011

Five NOs for you Simon! - DARKSPADE - 8:30:05 PM on 04/03/2011

A Messy exit - Charon Death - 6:59:20 PM on 04/04/2011

Match Continues.... - CreatureWrestling - 5:18:33 AM on 04/05/2011

Location #1: Los Angeles California. USA - CreatureWrestling - 8:00:40 PM on 02/20/2011

Rushing out... - The Death Family - 4:58:06 AM on 02/28/2011

Hairy moments - Brand-X - 6:51:11 PM on 03/02/2011

Back in the Arena - CreatureWrestling - 4:32:28 PM on 03/08/2011

His Return - CreatureWrestling - 4:39:46 PM on 03/08/2011

Personal? - Charon Death - 9:46:38 PM on 03/08/2011

Hmph. You drive a hard bargain. - Alexander Arcane - 4:02:14 PM on 03/09/2011

Risky Business - DARKSPADE - 4:32:13 AM on 03/16/2011

Entering the game - Charon Death - 7:14:29 PM on 03/20/2011

Bringing to Your Knees - DARKSPADE - 2:39:09 AM on 03/22/2011

Whatever happens you will die - Charon Death - 7:30:11 PM on 03/24/2011

Chasing After The Spyder - DARKSPADE - 11:50:58 PM on 03/24/2011

What happens next..... - Charon Death - 8:07:45 AM on 03/27/2011

Match Continues.... - CreatureWrestling - 3:24:39 AM on 03/28/2011

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