And then the music and tron hits, making the fans rise to their feet in absolute love for their new DP!

J.R: And here he is King, the ECF DP, Kevin McKain.

King: He’s an idiot if ya ask me.

J.R: Why?

King: He started a war he’s gonna lose to Kizmat!

J.R: Oh please- the man has guts for doing what he did damnit!

King: What?!

Here ¢ome$ The Moneeeey

And then comes Kevin from behind the curtain, fully clothed in a nice looking, and certainly expensive suit! He dances to the left side of the stage, waving his arms back and forth in front of himself, before trying to pump up the crowd, and get them screaming!!

He does his dance to the other side of the stage, and spins in a circle, hopping and screaming, trying to amp them up, and force them to blow the roof off the arena!

He turns around and starts down the ramp, stopping at a long tube placed on the edge of the ramp. He picks it up and aims for the crowd, pulling the trigger, and blasting money all over them! He turns and walks to the other side, doing the same thing with yet another tube for the other fans! They scream and chant his name, as he slides into the ring, brushing off his suit after entering. He grabs an ECF mic, and begins his speech.

Oh….my…GOD YES! WELCOME TO ECF RESSURECTION!!!


HIT PAUSE

Tonight- we’re bringing you the best action that could never ever ever ever ever end up on CWE TV. Fuck the CWE! That’s right Kizzy- I said FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHOW! You think I’m afraid of you, huh?! I fear no one! I was laid up in a hospital for nearly two months after Red Spyder decided to use me a fucking rag doll experiment!

But do me a favor Kizmat- stay clear of the arena. See- I’ve placed a ban on you for tonight. You’re not allowed inside of the arena, so if security… or ANYONE catches you out here, or anywhere in the building, you’re free game. Sorry buddy- but I’m not taking any chances on my show. NATRAX BITCH!!! [Kizzy-we can talk about this one too ;) ]

Kevin takes a moment to laugh hard, and then compose himself for his next part.

No, seriously- tonight ECF is bringing you the best action in the CW!

We’ve got the CW Tag Championships on the line for the first time ever- with Rukkus and a mystery partner against- NOONE! That’s right! Listen up roster, this ones an open challenge! Pick a match, pick a partner, and go get some gold!

Speaking of gold, we have our very own Intercontinental Champion PIMP taking on no one as well! PEOPLE! THIS IS FREE GOLD! Step right up, don’t be shy, and give a little ass-whoopin’!

The ECF X-Treme Championship is on the line, when Creeper takes on our resident Super-hero, the Eagle, one on one in a ladder match!

And…yes- the rumors may appear to be true… none other than the Unholy Ministry may appear here tonight!!

He pauses and shakes his head.

And unfortunately, due to the actions of some of our more… difficult superstars… our very own Tazz will not be on commentary. Because of that, we’ve asked Micahel Cole to step down as well- and have J.R and the King replace him. We wish Tazz the best, and I now address the superstar who’s actions this is the fault of.

SoulReaver:

Listen to me- and listen to me well. Tonight, I should by all accounts suspend or outright fire you for the disgraceful actions you’ve put out here tonight and since you showed your face in CW! You’ve done nothing since you came in, but assault superstar after superstar with your “Ministry” and I’m quite frankly sickened by you. You’re nothing short of disgraceful to the word “Superstar”.

You claim you can beat anyone here, but I’m curious now if you can do it without the help of your goons. Gojinn approached me tonight, and I guaranteed him one thing: You and He would do battle- but not in any ordinary match for his UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP- no… this would be held in an entirely new structure, the COLOSSUS CHAMBER!!!

And SoulReaver- noone is allowed at ringside or to interfere with this match on your behalf, or I will take such strict disciplinary actions, you will have wished you never joined and started the way you did.

But I don’t think that will be a problem, will it? No- see, I may hate him, but I’m looking forward to see how you fare against King Gojinn in his own twisted creation. Lets see if you can escape the hell he’s going to put you through!

WELCOME LIVE TO ECF RESURRECTION!!!!!

With that, he dropped the mic, as fireworks exploded around the arena!! He took his leave from the ring, and traveled up the ramp and through the curtain, disappearing for the night.