Posted at 6:56 pm on Oct 8, 2006 by:
The Eagle
Go Back To the Pits You Were Created In!!
Vincent wastes no time trying to talk to this brainless retard, and springs forth with a forearm to his abdomen, forcing Creeper to stumble back a step or two. He then throws a kick to his knee…once…twice…three times, dropping him down onto the knee!!!
With Creeper down, The Eagle backs off, and then runs in, going for a beautiful flash magic kick after stepping up on his standing knee, BUT CREEPER CATCHES HIM WITH ONE HAND BY THE THROAT, AND BLOCKS THE KICK WITH HIS OTHER HAND!!!! HE STANDS UP, AND WITHOUT MERCY KNEELS BACK DOWN, SLAMMING EAGLE WITH A CHOKESLAM!!!!
J.R: OH MY GOD!@!!!!$##$%$#$%#@#@
King: AHHHH!! YES!
J.R: YES?!
King: FINALLY! We know he’s a joke! He’s not a superhero!!
Vincent coughs, having had the air knocked from him hard. He starts dragging himself for the apron, while Creeper grabs the back of his shirt, lifting him onto his feet! Eagle swings a limp right arm for Creeper, but the big man simply leans away, and hauls him into the corner!
Eagle slams in, and knows he has to fight off Creeper since he’s stomping towards him!!
He pushes up to the middle rope, and springboards onto his shoulder, trying to hit a Lou Thesz Press, BUT CREEPER SWINGS AROUND ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY DEGRESS AND SPIKES EAGLE WITH A MASSIVE SPINEBUSTER SLAM!!!!
J.R:OHMYJESUSGODALMIGHTY!!!
King: What a move! Haha!!