Posted at 4:31 pm on Oct 14, 2006 by:
King Gojinn {-CW Undisputed Champion-}
There's literally no way you can beat me. I'm the King.
Gojinn sits right up, enraged, and stands, grabbing SR by the hair and tearing him off the floor for more. He throws him straight to the cage wall, and kicks him hard in the abdomen, throwing him face first to the steel ring post! Gojinn laughs as he bounces off, clutching his jaw in agony. Gojinn throws him into the corner of the cage now, and begins stomping the ever loving hell out of Soul Reaver, driving each and every breath from his body forcefully! The referee can’t stop it, and watches from the outside of the cell in horror as the King just annihilates this poor defenseless man!
He turns away after a full minute of stomping, and spots it: His sledgehammer!! He begins heading for it, but doesn’t realize SR is crawling away, and hides under the ring! Gojinn reaches down and grabs his savior, and turns, finally realizing he’s gone. He looks, and rushes back to the corner, seeing no one hiding. He stands there puzzled, WHEN A BLAST OF ICEY AIR SMASHES HIM IN THE FACE FROM A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!!
SR pops out from under the ring, and smashes Gojinn in the temple with the device, grinning sadistically as he does so. He looks up, and realizes that key isn’t far off! He knows he can make it now that Gojinn in down, but takes no precautions, and SMASHES GOJINN AGAIN! He tosses the extinguisher again and hops onto the apron holding his ribs lightly.
He begins the ascent upwards and climbs to the top rope! He makes sure Gojinn is down, and then climbs the pole high enough to reach the chain now!! He grabs on, and begins shimmying his way along the chain towards the golden key! Theres no stopping him now! Gojinn starts to get up, and sees SR going for it!! His eyes go wide, as SR nears the halfway point of the chain! He reaches under the ring and pulls out something, quickly sliding into the ring with it!!
It’s a chair!!
GOJINN STANDS UP, AND FALLS BACK, HIS HEAD THROBBING FROM THE SHOT FROM EARLIER, BUT HE WINDS UP…AND SLAMS SR RIGHT IN THE STOMACH WITH A VILE BLAST FROM THE CHAIR!!! AND SR DROPS THROAT FIRST ONTO THE CHAIR LIKE A RAGDOLL!!!
J.R: My god almighty! What a shot! SoulReaver just landed on the chair! Ohmygod!!
King: Ahahahaha!! That’s it! Go Gojinn! GOO!