Here ¢ome$ The Moneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
The lights turn green and pyro around the arena explodes with green sparks, making the fans explode with cheers!!! The stage lights up, and out walks the ECF DP- dressed in a black shirt and leather jacket. Grinning, he danced across the stage, and then started down the ramp, smiling at the ovation. He hopped onto the stairs, and climbed into the ring, spinning around with an evil smirk. He took the mic from Lillian on the outside, and looked to the crowd.
Ladies and gentlemen, WELCOME TO CW X-TREME PUNISHMENT!!!!!!
The cheers that were loud before turn absolutely deafening now, as the DP backs up, almost covering his ears, letting loose a laugh at the crowd that was so damn excited.
Since my arrival, I’ve strived to be the best DP I can. That’s why tonight, instead of letting the chairman start it off, I BEGGED for the chance to start off this PPV for him! I wanted to do something revolutionary. Instead of announcing a Match for a card BEFORE the PPV happened, I wanted to have this match announced, right here tonight!!!!
To prove that ECF is truly the dominant brand of Creature Wrestling, I need to pit the brands against one another, and that’s why tonight- I’m challenging Kizmat to find someone to represent the CWE- and I’ll find someone EXTREME to support the ECF- and once and for all, we’ll find out who is truly the best DP!!!
But right now- as exciting as that announcement was, I’ll ask that you all excuse me as I dismiss J.R and the King for the night.
J.R: What’s he talking about?
King: I don’t--- [mics are killed]
See because tonight is an EXTREME PPV- we need an EXTREME broadcast team, and who better to do that than the ECF commentary!??! That’s right ladies and gentlemen, a few weeks ago, a certain superstar by the name of Soul Reaver injured our friend Tazz- and put him on leave…
Well- without further adieu…
He abruptly stopped talking, and turned to the stage, where the lights died out!! The fans went insane!!!
